The Land of Cerpts and Honey

"O LITTLE TOWN OF CHURUBUSCO-AZTECA". One of the oddest Christmas thingies I've ever seen in my entire life has got to be the...

"FRANK WAS A GOOD BLOKE." "HE WAS , THAT." But now Frank's dead and his hitman brother Jack Carter wants to know wh...

Hello, Children. Are you all tucked in nicely? Good. And have you been good boys and girls this year? Because you all know what season it ...

BE WATER, MY FRIEND. Over the weekend, I happened to dig out my DVDs of Bruce Lee's "Return of the Dragon" and "Enter th...

OH YEAH AND BEFORE WE GET TOO FAR INTO THE HOLIDAY SEASON. . . I just wanted to announce that, due to the fact that my finances at the m...

HOLD ON TO THE FEELIN'. So yeah, as we all know by now, November is National Journey Month. Yes, Steve Perrytonitis is spreading world...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FOLKS -- AND IT'S FINALLY NOW TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE NOMINEES FOR THE 2007 PENGUIN AWARDS. The Nominees for SONG OF ...

PENGUIN AWARD NOMINATIONS FOR ALBUM OF THE YEAR: AT MY AGE - Nick Lowe BACK TO BLACK - Amy Winehouse THE CRANE WIFE - The Decemberists T...