The Land of Cerpts and Honey

"Wicked as fresh red paint and poisonous as dried spiders" since 2005.

Monday, December 21, 2020

DARK HOUSE [2009]

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  DEATH LIVES HERE.  One of that bunch of Fangoria Frightfest films they were making about a decade back, DARK HOUSE is fun and entertaining...

HAMLET [2015]

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  Maxine Peake's HAMLET was praised to the statosphere when it stormed the box office for the stage performance.  Such hyperbole can be ...
Monday, December 14, 2020

LAURIN [1989]

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A GRIMM'S FAIRY TALE SET AT THE TURN OF THE 20TH CENTURY.  This Hungarian/German (actually West German at the time) co-production has s...
Tuesday, December 08, 2020

GYPSY

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Tonight we lost our sweet, loving cat Gypsy.  She had stopped eating and drinking and was suffering from liver failure, kidney failure and a...
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DIAL CODE SANTA CLAUS (1989) aka DEADLY GAMES

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  "THEY REMADE MY FILM!"   That's what director RenĂ© Manzor gasped when he first saw HOME ALONE.  And it's true that, once...
Thursday, November 26, 2020

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SCOOBY-DOO! [2020]

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  IT'S THANKSGIVING DAY . . . .AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THAN BY WATCHING A HALLOWEEN SCOOBY-DOO MOVIE!  Yeah, that's how I d...
Wednesday, November 25, 2020

DRACULA 3D aka ARGENTO'S DRACULA [2012]

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  I DIDN'T HATE THIS.  One of the most lambasted of all Dario Argento's films and (as of this writing) his last film (unless you...
Thursday, November 19, 2020

DEEP SPACE [1988]

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  I had waaaaaaaaaay too much fun with this one!  The sainted Fred Olen Ray gave us an 80's ALIEN rip-off where the alien has not only a...
Wednesday, November 18, 2020

ZAPPA IN BARCELONA [1988]

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  One of my favourite Frank Zappa live albums is "THE BEST BAND YOU NEVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE" and this concert in Barcelona consis...
Monday, November 16, 2020

THE MURRAY HILL RADIO THEATRE PRESENTS THE GREEN HORNET

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  NEW VINYL OF AN OLD FAVOURITE!  I've probably told this story before (in fact, I did -- right here on my companion blog) but I got in...
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Sunday, November 15, 2020

IN SEARCH OF . . . (2018 - )

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  THE HISTORY CHANNEL REVIVAL OF THE CLASSIC SERIES.  One of the great joys of my youth was watching the original IN SEARCH OF... series wi...
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Saturday, October 31, 2020

HALLOWEEN IS OVER, AND THE GREAT PUMPKIN DIDN'T SHOW UP AGAIN

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WHODUNIT? [1982] aka ISLAND OF BLOOD

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  "BOIL ME!  BOIL ME!"   I don't know how Vinegar Syndrome does it?  I mean, they find absolutely stunning, pristene prints o...

THE BLACK CAT [1966]

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GRITTY.  GRIMY.  SLEAZY.  SLIMY.     The most low-down film version of Poe I've ever seen.  The leading man and leading lady never made ...

THE CHURCH [1989]

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  MICHELE SOAVI ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!  The director of probably my favourite horror film of the 1990's (or at least in my top three) CEMETE...
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Belched forth from the graveyard in 1477, I have been roaming the globe for centuries ringing mental doorbells and running while searching for a really good cup of coffee.
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