The Land of Cerpts and Honey

"Wicked as fresh red paint and poisonous as dried spiders" since 2005.

Monday, December 12, 2022

HARBINGER DOWN [2015]

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  I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE BOOS THIS MOVIE GETS.  Here we have an above-average creature feature that many compare to John Carpenter'...
Sunday, December 04, 2022

SWORN TO JUSTICE [1996]

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  "BACK HERE, BITCH!  GO TO HELL!"   So sayeth Cynthia Rothrock right before you blows a bad guy sky high!  So yeah, I'm a big...
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Thursday, December 01, 2022

November 2022 Top 10 List

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  HERE ARE MY FAVOURITE MOVIES I WATCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN NOVEMBER 2022. IDENTIKIT  [1974] THE KID WITH THE GOLDEN ARM  [1979] ELF...
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Tuesday, November 29, 2022

BLOOD DELIRIUM [1988]

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  I MEAN . . . .WELL, I MEAN . . . . HOW IS ONE SUPPOSED TO RATE THIS ONE?!?!?  I mean, it's a terrible movie.  Just really bad.  But i...
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Friday, November 11, 2022

GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S CABINET OF CURIOSITIES {2022}

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MORE HALLOWEEN LEFTOVERS IN MY TRICK OR TREAT BAG!   I never managed to get around to watching this in October (since it didn't debut on...
Thursday, November 10, 2022

MY GRANDPA IS A VAMPIRE {1991}

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  HALLOWEEN LEFTOVERS:   A REALLY SWEET KIDS HALLOWEEN MOVIE WE SO-CALLED GROWN-UPS CAN REALLY ENJOY!  This New Zealand film also has the a...
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Tuesday, November 01, 2022

October 2022 Top 10 List

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HERE ARE MY FAVOURITE MOVIES I WATCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN OCTOBER 2022. THE NECRO FILES  {1997} SLAUGHTER DAY  {1991} FEAR NO MORE  ...
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Monday, October 31, 2022

100 Horror Movies in 92 Days 2022

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  THE ANNUAL HALLOWEEN MOVIE CHALLENGE BY SPOOKYSARAHSAYS.  And I was actually successful at it!  The challenge on spookysarahsays  is to w...
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BACK FROM THE DEAD {1957}

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  "THE DEVIL IS A PROUD SPIRIT AND DOESN'T LIKE TO BE MOCKED!"   Dick Anthony and his pregnant wife Mandy go to their vacation...
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THE LORELEY'S GRASP [1973]

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  DID THE MAESTRO OF THE BLIND DEAD GIVE US A FOLK HORROR MOVIE HERE???   I think so.  THE LORELEY'S GRASP is concerned with German myth...

SUBURBAN SASQUATCH {2004}

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  " OK, WELL YOU KNOW MONSTERS DON'T REALLY EXIST.  WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND PLAY.  MONSTERS AREN'T REAL; LIKE THE BOOGEYMA...
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Belched forth from the graveyard in 1477, I have been roaming the globe for centuries ringing mental doorbells and running while searching for a really good cup of coffee.
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