THE EITHER/OR QUIZ: You've seen it before but take the quiz that's written by someone who loves you. Me. Here's the drill: Each line will have two things listed with the word "or" between them. It is your job to choose which of the two you prefer/like best. You have to answer every question; even if you despise both choices, just choose the one you despise LEAST. If you absolutely have no idea what either thing is, you get a pass. As always, you can leave your answers as a comment and teacher will grade you. My answers can be found in the comments as well. Have fun. Okey dokey artichokey, here we goesey:
1. Boxers or briefs?
2. Bert or Ernie?
3. Laverne or Shirley?
4. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones
5. Frankenstein or Dracula (the books)
6. Frankenstein or Dracula (The 1931 movies)
7. The Godfather Part I or The Godfather Part 2
8. Star Trek or Star Wars?
9. Alton Brown or Rachel Ray?
10. The Sex Pistols or The Clash?
11. Twister or Independence Day (the movies)
12. Bela Lugosi or Boris Karloff?
13. Superman or Batman?
14. The Flintstones or Scooby-Doo?
15. Ella Fitzgerald or Sarah Vaughan?
16. Bath or Shower?
17. Day or Night?
18. Dogs or Cats?
19. Marvel Comics or DC Comics?
20. Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly?
21. The Fantastic Four or The X-Men?
22. The Brady Bunch or The Partridge Family?
23. Spring or Fall?
24. Elmo or Grover?
25. Britney Spears or a kick to the head?
26. Elton John or Billy Joel?
27. Chocolate or Vanilla?
28. Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin?
29. Coke or Pepsi?
30. Cake or Pie?
31. Pen or Pencil?
32. Ralph Waldo Emerson or Henry David Thoreau?
33. Monsters Inc. or Finding Nemo?
34. Baseball or Football?
35. Coffee or Tea?
36. Potato Chips or Pretzels?
37. Pirate or Viking?
38. Gone With the Wind or Casablanca?
39. Little Richard or Chuck Berry?
40. Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Falcon or Humphrey Bogart in The African Queen?
1. Boxers
ReplyDelete2. Ernie ... although you'd think I'd gravitate more to a grouch like Bert.
3. Shirley
4. The Beatles
5. Frankenstein the book by Mary Shelley is a MUCH better read than the clunky Dracula by Bram Stoker.
6. Frankenstein (1931) starring Boris Karloff is a MUCH better film than the creaky & stagey (but still good) Lugosi Dracula film.
7. The Godfather Part I -- both are classics but, well, the first film has Brando and Caan while the second flags a little during the Cuban scenes. Just a little, mind you.
8. Star Trek -- although I am by no stretch of the imagination a Trekkie. As a kid, it would've been Star Wars but since Return of the Jedi is only an OK movie and the three "prequels" range from bad to godawful, I'll have to choose Star Trek since the original series is pure TV magic and the Next Generation was pretty good too (as were several of the movies). However, I'm not a HUGE fan of either franchise. So there.
9. Alton Brown of course of course!
10. The Clash -- Rest in peace, Joe!
11. Twister -- both movies are craptucular fun but I watch Twister at least once or twice a year and ID4. . .not so much.
12. Boris Karloff -- I love Bela but Boris will always be King.
13. Batman -- although I'd rather HAVE Superman's powers but the Big Red S just ain't as cool as Bats.
14. Scooby-Doo.
15. Sarah Vaughan
16. Shower
17. Night -- as I said on Paxy's blog, there's NO excuse for sunlight!
18. Dogs -- Cats are Jerks (just watch Robot Chicken and see why)
19. DC Comics -- I absolutely LOVE both but my heart lies in the DC Universe.
20. Fred Astaire.
21. The Fantastic Four - sorry, never got into the X-Men. It's Stan Lee & Jack Kirby's FF which makes my heart go pitter pat!
22. The Brady Bunch.
23. Autumn -- Yay, everything's dying!
24. Grover -- no contest! Elmo is just a Johnny-Come-Lately, weak Grover wannabe. And that's the truth. So, tickle THIS, Elmo! (Obviously I have deep-seated issues on this topic).
25. Britney Spears or a kick to the head? OK, maybe this one's not fair. We all know that people don't like pain. Cause pain hurts. So there could only be one REALLY truthful answer to this question. I'll take the kick to the head. Hurts less.
26. Elton John -- Reg Rules! Altho lately not so much. But, of course, I celebrate his entire catalogue.
27. Chocolate baby! Unless of course we're talking ice cream where, perversely, I don't like chocolate ice cream very much at all. Go fig.
28. Dean Martin baby!
29. Coke I suppose but I really don't like either. I'm a Pepper!
30. Pie. I'm a guy. Studies show the vast majority of men prefer pies while the majority of women prefer cakes. Let's see if this quiz bears that out.
31. Pen. I hate pencils. They're too messy. And since you always had to do math with pencils in school, they have been tainted with evil numbers. Die, pencil, die!
32. Henry David Thoreau. I just want to point out that this comparison (along with several others) was provided by Fink and I just wanna know what day he picked to pay attention in school to come up with THIS one?!?!?!
33. Finding Nemo
34. Football -- as I've said ad nauseum: Baseball is as exciting as watching farming. Only slower.
35. Coffee -- in the past it would've been tea but I've been drinking more coffee lately.
36. Potato Chips.
37. Pirate. Vikings suck because they set back the modern world several hundred years by destroying every civilization they could whereas pirates merely stole some gold.
38. Casablanca. Gone With the Wind be crap. Hate to break it to ya.
39. Little Richard -- he's the originator, the instigator, the architect of rock and roll.
40. Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Falcon -- shocking since African Queen is a Kate Hepburn movie and Humph won a best actor Oscar for it. But you can't beat Bogie as hard-boiled detective Samuel Spade.
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ReplyDelete1. Briefs. I’m a girl, boxers bunch.
ReplyDelete2. Ernie. But only because I love the way he says “Bert”
3. Laverne
4. The Rolling Stones
5. Frankenstein. Dracula is a bit sprawling for my taste.
6. Dracula. I preferred Bride of Frankenstein, movies-wise.
7. The Godfather Part 2
8. Star Wars.
9. Alton Brown’s name is sullied due to it’s approximation to Racheal Ray, aka she who had to be paired with Batali to get walked through Iron Chef like a lazy gimp. Sidebar: isn’t she sick of her own face yet?
10. The Clash. Ah, the hotness.
11. Independence Day. It has Jeff Goldblum, Data, and Adam Baldwin. Yay!
12. Boris Karloff
13. Batman. As Chip often said, he was the coolest because he didn’t have superpowers. Just gads of money. Which could be a superpower.
14. The Flintstones. They annoy me less.
15. Ella Fitzgerald
16. Shower.
17. Day
18. Cats
19. DC
20. Gene Kelly
21. The X-Men
22. The Brady Bunch. I should request a pass for this one, because I don’t give two sh*ts about either of them.
23. Fall smells better
24. Grover. Elmo can take a long walk off a short pier, if you know what I’m saying. Little jerk would probably just float.
25. A kick in the head. With steel toe boots from a freakishly strong rugby player.
26. Billy Joel, but this was close.
27. Vanilla
28. Frank Sinatra
29. Coke. Diet.
30. Pie. Blueberry, please. Ooh! Or pecan!
31. Pencil. More tactile writing experience.
32. Ralph Waldo Emerson. Thoreau was a bit too pie in the sky for me. And I prefer my pies on my plate. See # 30.
33. Finding Nemo. By default, ‘cause I’ve never seen Monsters Inc.
34. Baseball
35. Coffee
36. Is this even a valid question? Chips. Hard pretzels are the bastard step-relations of croutons and crackers. Totally different league.
37. Viking. They stand the test of time. Pirates are kinda trendy, warm weather only. Vikings are totally old world gangsta.
38. I’ve never seen either. Somebody call DYFUS!
39. Little Richard. Cause he was on Pee Wee.
40. Humphrey Bogart in The African Queen – because I haven’t seen The Maltese Falcoln.
Fink -- you doofus.
ReplyDeleteMiss Jenny Penny -- Alton Brown is certainly NOT sullied by his mere proximity to Ms. Ray. He can rise above it and remain unscathed. Just as a kick to the head can remain totally uncorrupted by it's proximity to Ms. Spears.
Also, I'm sure Elmo WOULD probably float . . . like the turd he is.
Pretzels the bastard step relations to croutons and crackers. Now THEY'RE sullied since I actually would prefer croutons and crackers to pretzels.
Of course, I'm talking fresh croutons I made myself -- Ooo, with olive oil. . .and maybe some garlic.
Ok here goes, gotta try and do it without looking at other answers so as not to be swayed by the masses.
ReplyDelete1. Boxers
2. Ernie
3. Laverne
4. Beatles (but not by much)
5. Frankenstein
6. Ditto
7. Part 1 (again not by much)
8. Wars
9. Rachel Ray (once more not by much, probably just the fact that I wanna do Rachel makes the scales tip in her direction.)
10.Clash
11. Independence Day but I don't like either one.
12. Jesus, just flip a coin on this one but I'll say Boris.
13. Duh! Does my tattoo answer this one?
14. Double duh Scooby! Hey, my next tattoo!
15. Ella
16. Shower (another close race)
17. Night
18. I refuse to answer this one cause both of mine are watching me!
19. DC
20. Fred
21. X-Men
22. Bradys
23. Fall
24. Grover
25. Britney (I can't screw a kick to the head)
26. Lady Choc Ice
27. Chocolate
28. Frank
29. Pepsi
30. Cake (if I get to pick it out)
31. Pen
32. Thoreau
33. Monsters Inc.
34. Football
35. Coffee
36. Chips
37. Pirate (even though I was a Viking)
Oh Frodo's looking away so I'll say dogs, sorry buddy!
38. Casablanca (and you KNOW WHY!!)
39. Chuck Berry (in spite of the poop thing he has)
40. Falcon
1 Briefs
ReplyDelete2 Ernie (such an innocent with his rubber duckie)
3 LaVerne, becuase she reminded me of most of my female cousins.
4 Beatles, of course, what other choice is there, I mean come on, really!
5 Dracula
6 Dracula
7 Part 1, though 2 was spellbinding, 1 was the start of the myth.
8 Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars!
9 They both make my skin crawl (sorry foodie folks)
10 The Clash !
11 Twister (I've always had a thing for Helen Hunt, don't laugh, as well as twisters).
12 As much as I love Bela, Karloff was a much better actor.
13 Up, up and away!
14 Flintstones!
15 Wow, that's tough, I'll give it to Ella (but only by a thin margin).
16 Shower
17 Hmmm .... sometimes day, sometimes night ... but I love the dawn and the dusk best.
18 Dogs
19 What's the diff?
20 Fred was cool and classy, but Gene made dancing hot and sexy, got to give it to Kelly.
21 What's the diff?
22 Partridge Family (David Cassidy was my first gay crush).
23 Fall
24 Grover
25 Kick to the head please
26 Billy Joel (pre Uptown Girl days)
27 Vanilla
28 Dean, it's all about Dean!
29 Whats the diff?
30 Pie!!!
31 Pen
32 Emerson
33 Finding Nemo (since I never saw Monsters Inc)
34 Baseball
35 Oh please ... Java, a cup of joe for me!
36 Chips
37 Pirate (aaarrgghhh)
38 We'll always have Paris...
39 Great Gosh Amighty! Little Richard!
40 Boogie in The M.F.!!!!
1. Boxers
ReplyDelete2. Ernie
3. Shirley
4. The Rolling Stones
5. Dracula (the books)
6. Dracula (The 1931 movies)
7. The Godfather Part I
8. Star Wars
9. Alton Brown
10.The Clash
11.Independence Day (the movies)
12.Bela Lugosi
13.Batman
14.Scooby-Doo
15.Ella Fitzgerald
16.Bath
17.Night
18.Dogs
19.DC Comics
20.Fred Astaire
21.The X-Men
22.The Brady Bunch
23.Fall
24.Grover(but my favorite is Snuffalupagus)
25.kick to the head
26.Elton John
27.Chocolate
28.Frank Sinatra
29.Pepsi
30.Pie
31.Pen
32.Henry David Thoreau
33.Monsters Inc.
34.Football
35.Coffee
36.Potato Chips
37.Viking
38.Casablanca(My favorite movie!)
39.Chuck Berry
40.Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Falcon