I would like to thank my good friend Bumbler for providing me with a site which gave me my very own aristocratic title (see below). I would've thought I was a higher rank than a count but what's good enough for the King of Vampires is good enough for me. By the way, my friend Bumber thinks he is a puggle. He's funny that way but I let him have his little peccadillos. Here is a photo of him. He was younger then but he's vain and prefers I publish photos from his gloriously golden youth. And here is his blog site which I have been totally slacky in providing youse all until now. It will also join the list of links on the right there. Please don't pee on it because peeing if for outside not inside the house. My friend Bumbler is really fun to watch Rocky Horror with; he's mad bombadiddly with the confetti, yo. He's also a great pal to watch football with although sometimes he falls victim to power naps mid-game after overdosing on major snackies.