Monday, March 09, 2009

PREPARE. CPHV IS COMING. THE BIG EVENT OF 2009. WATCH FOR IT! It's coming for one of you. . . .

14 comments:

  1. What is it what is it what is it???????

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  2. That would be telling. . .

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  3. well yeah I was kinda thinking that would be the next progessive step in this whole thing so, now, WHAT IS THE CPHV??? Cerpts presents the house of vampire?... cerpts probably has vicodin .... cheeks penis has viscosity ... damn it man how do you keep an asshole in suspence ...i'll tell you tomorrow

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  4. You know me so well.

    Cerpts Probably Had Vicodin I like a lot. But everybody already knows your penis has viscocity so obviously THAT couldn't be the secret.

    The secret is for me to know and you to find out.

    Perhaps by May. . . . . . .



    . . . . . . or not. Heh heh

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  5. May???? What are you kidding me? I can't wait that long. You pisspot

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  6. pisspot indeed! tell us!!!!

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  7. does it have anything to do with the Center for the Prevention of Hate Violence? b/c i support that fully...(i yahooed CPHV and that's all i got)

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  8. Ah to be called a pisspot at this stage in life...

    Careful or I'll make you wait till October.

    And my dear wife: nope, it's not the Center for Prevention of Hate Violence but that was a noble effort on your part. I'm afraid you will find nothing about it online since it has never existed before this moment and is an earthshakingly original event in the history of mammothkind.

    Or something.

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  9. Crazy Porn Horror Videos. Good one, Cerpts. ;-) or Cool Podcast Has Validity.

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  10. These ideas are so good I should do ALLLLLLLLL of them!

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  11. I vote for the porn horror!

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  12. i second porn horror!!

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  13. Yeah, I could go for porn horror movies but I gotta a sneaking feeling that this may be more interesting by far.....TELL US!

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  14. Nah. I'll cancel that other thing and just do the porn.

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