The Land of Cerpts and Honey

ATTENTION ALL OLD BOOGERS!!! Does anyone besides me remember way back in the day (I'm talking circa 1981) when Nickelodeon was a new c...

I've been reading " Escaping the Delta " by Elijah Wald and it's a terrific read. If you're a music head like me. A...

FAREWELL TOM -- WE HARDLY KNEW YE I'm not a cat person. I never have been. I like dogs. So does my whole family. That's why I was ...

ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT LOVE IS...I'll tackle the Meaning of Life later. OK, so this is a story of me finding out what my concept o...

"Irish Luck" is the first film of the unheralded and forgotten comedy team of Mantan Moreland and Frankie Darro . The two men ...

THE TOP TEN LIST OF JANUARY Cerpts Satellite Radio (home of the increasingly popular cult radio show "The Dark Forest) presents their...

JUMPING THE SHARK We all remember that immortal moment in " Happy Days " when the Fonz jumped the shark. As I'm sure you kn...

2005 PENGUIN AWARDS At last, the results of the 2005 Penguin Awards shall be announced. Alert the media! Call out the hounds! Release the ...

THE BUTCHER'S BILL 2005 During World War II, Winston Churchill inquired about the day's casualties by asking "What's the...

I LIKE FOOD! FOOD TASTES GOOD! JUICY BURGERS, GREASY FRIES... With the recent passing of Thanksgiving and the encroaching holiday season,...

THERE'S AN ARMY ON THE DANCEFLOOR! Since music has already been mentioned right outta the starting gate, I'd just like remain tun...