EYE CANDY FOR APRIL (Courtesy of the Coney Island Hudsons): TIFFANY SHEPIS!
Sure she's gorgeous. Sure she's a Scream Queen. Sure she's been in a bunch of movies I've never actually seen. Sure she once told me a pretty funny joke which I can't relate to you here because it's a visual. 
That's all beside the point. OK, well maybe not the "gorgeous" part but you know what I'm trying to say. And that is: all that beauty doesn't exist in a vacuum; it comes combined with a type of personality which is equally enticing. And what would THAT be, I hear you ask over your corn flakes? Well, she's kinda raucous. Known to be a little bawdy. Funny as all get-out. Irreverent to a tee. She's down to earth and has none of that "I'm a star" bullshit. She possesses a razor-sharp wit which she has been known to wield against "other" stars who seem to be a little too haughty and big fer their britches! She wishes the bar would open around 8 am. She can take being BRAZENLY hit on by David Carradine in stride -- I know 'cause I've watched her. She's accessible, gracious and giving to all her fans. When you meet her, she looks you straight in the eye and makes you believe you're the most fascinating person she's ever met (kinda like a female Bill Clinton!).
She has a refreshing sense of humour about herself and NEVER takes herself seriously (which is noticeably lacking in the current crop of starlets and models masquerading as actors). She's ballsy, brassy and battle-ready. Oh, and did I mention the drop dead gorgeous thing?!? So, how can you help but to fall madly in love with her? 
That's all beside the point. OK, well maybe not the "gorgeous" part but you know what I'm trying to say. And that is: all that beauty doesn't exist in a vacuum; it comes combined with a type of personality which is equally enticing. And what would THAT be, I hear you ask over your corn flakes? Well, she's kinda raucous. Known to be a little bawdy. Funny as all get-out. Irreverent to a tee. She's down to earth and has none of that "I'm a star" bullshit. She possesses a razor-sharp wit which she has been known to wield against "other" stars who seem to be a little too haughty and big fer their britches! She wishes the bar would open around 8 am. She can take being BRAZENLY hit on by David Carradine in stride -- I know 'cause I've watched her. She's accessible, gracious and giving to all her fans. When you meet her, she looks you straight in the eye and makes you believe you're the most fascinating person she's ever met (kinda like a female Bill Clinton!).
She has a refreshing sense of humour about herself and NEVER takes herself seriously (which is noticeably lacking in the current crop of starlets and models masquerading as actors). She's ballsy, brassy and battle-ready. Oh, and did I mention the drop dead gorgeous thing?!? So, how can you help but to fall madly in love with her? 
She is gorgeous, and I'm sad I haven't met her. Now, if I wanted to watch, say, 3 of her movies, which ones would you recommend?
ReplyDeleteUm. . .none. I've never actually seen any of them. Tee hee tee hee. And believe it or don't, you actually HAVE been in the same room with her when we went to the Chiller convention a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I actually DO have her on DVD -- one of those Troma TV DVD's that the Hellmouth sells. Or sold. Who knows WHAT they have on the shelves now. Hopefully they DO have the second season of Twilight Zone on the shelf over dere at the hellmouth cuz the one I got has a defective dvd in it and I'm-a gonna come right over there and exchange it. Be on the lookout!