I've seen "EFFECTS" described as a "slow burn" film; now, I love slow burn films but this is not one of them. This is a damp squib floating in a pan of used dishwater. Another comment about this film is that the characters are
meant to be deliberately unlikable. This is also not true. In order to dislike a character, one must at least a mild interest in them; none of the characters evoke even the mildest interest on the viewer's part and, even when a character does something which is supposed to be unlikable, they have registered on the viewer's consciousness so little as to only evoke a suppressed yawn.
The greatest sin a movie can commit is to be dull and "EFFECTS" is a film which is mind-numbingly dull for the entire first HOUR of it's short running time. There is a difference between slow-moving deliberation and a film devoid of all interest. "EFFECTS" is in the latter category.
When something finally does happen after the one hour mark, the viewer is long past caring. The interesting premise of the "twist" in the final reel has been so ineptly set-up that the supposedly anticipated shock effect just isn't there. For a movie called "EFFECTS" with Tom Savini hanging around, the film has zero effects; except for one where the fictional filmmakers demonstrate a prop razor effect on a prop leg sitting on a table. And after all is said and done, the final event of the film is just downright silly -- not shocking or disturbing in any way. I actually laughed out loud (NOT a compliment); my laugh was only a disdainful scoff at a pretty good film premise so ineptly mishandled.
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