Sunday, August 23, 2009

DESERT ISLAND DISCS: MY TOP 25 CLASSICAL ALBUMS. In response to Weaverman's intention to do his own top classical albums (which was in response to my top 50 desert island discs), here is my vaguely alphabetical list of my favourite 25 classicals albums. And keep in mind, these albums do not necessarily represent my favourite classical pieces (that would be another list) but instead complete classical albums.
  1. J.S. Bach: The Complete Sonatas for Violin and Obbligato Harpsichord - Trevor Pinnock & Rachel Podger
  2. Beethoven: Symphony No. 3 "Eroica"/Fidelio Overture - Riccardo Muti & the Philadelphia Orchestra
  3. Brahms: The Violin Sonatas - Augustin Dumay & Maria Joao Pires
  4. Francois Couperin: Harpsichord Works - Skip Sempe
  5. Frescobaldi: Works for Organ - Liuwe Tamminga
  6. Gershwin: Rhapsody In Blue/An American in Paris - Leonard Bernstein & the New York Philharmonic
  7. Grieg: Peer Gynt/Sibelius: Finlandia/Valse Triste/Swan of Tuonela - Leonard Bernstein & the New York Philharmonic
  8. Hanson Conducts Hanson: Symphony No. 1 "Nordic"/Symphony No. 2 "Romantic"/Song of Democracy - Eastman-Rochester Orchestra
  9. Holst: The Planets/Elgar: Enigma Variations - Sir Adrian Boult London Philharmonic Orchestra London Symphony Orchestra
  10. Mozart Weber Clarinet Quintets - Emma Johnson
  11. Mussorgsky: Pictures at an Exhibition/A Night On Bald Mountain & Other Russian Showpieces - Fritz Reiner & Chicago Symphony Orchestra
  12. Orff: Carmina Burana - Eugene Ormandy & Philadelphia Orchestra
  13. Arvo Part: I Am the True Vine - Paul Hillier
  14. Arvo Part: Te Deum - Estonian Philharmonic Chamber Orchestra & Tallium Chamber Orchestra Tonu Kaljuste, conductor
  15. Purcell: Instrumental Music - Freiburger Barockorchester
  16. Rimsky-Korsakov: Scheherezade - Yuri Temirkanov & New York Philharmonic Orchestra
  17. Sibelius: Finlandia/Karelia Suite/Tapiola/Valse Triste/Swan of Tuonela/Festivo - Hans Rosbaud & Berliner Philharmonic Orchestra
  18. Vaughan Williams: Symphony No. 6/The Lark Ascending/Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis - Andrew Davis & BBC Symphony Orchestra
  19. Vivaldi: The Four Seasons - Giuliano Carmignola
  20. Ansermet Conducts Wagner
  21. Great Pianists of the 20th Century - Martha Argerich I
  22. Music for the Odhecaton: Celebrating the 500th Anniversary of the First Printed Music - Piffaro
  23. Priest On the Run - Red Priest
  24. Carlos V Mille Regretz: la Cancion del Emperador - La Capella Reial de Catalunya / Hesperion XXI / Jordi Savall
  25. Devil's Dance - Gil Shaham

Friday, August 21, 2009

PENGUIN AWARDS IN CRISIS!!! A call goes out to all those reading this blog. This year has proven to be the leanest year in music since the Penguin Awards began way back in 1990! There has just been absolutely nothing released in the music world this year. As a consequence, I have only one album to nominate for this year's Penguin Awards; which means, if things stay as they are, it will be handed to one performer without any competition. Totally unopposed. At least that's where things stands with 8 months of the year 2009 done already. Unless, that is, somebody reading this has an album or a song that I haven't heard which they would like to be considered for Penguin Award nomination. If so, then let me know right now in the comment section -- or better yet -- provide me with a listener's copy of said cd or song. This is a once in a lifetime (or at least once in 2 decades) occurrence to heavily influence the winners of this year's Penguin Awards. So get on the stick, ladies and gentlemen. Let me know.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

DESERT ISLAND DISCS: MY TOP 50 FAVOURITE ALBUMS. These are the 50 albums which I've returned to again and again since I was a zygote, the albums which apparently mean the most to me throughout my life. Believe me, it was hard to winnow it down to only 50. However, with one or two (justified) exceptions, I have tried to avoid any greatest hits collections, compilations or live albums. These albums will be listed in alphabetical order; with the exception of the greatest album of all time which will appear first. So here they are:
  1. HOUNDS OF LOVE - Kate Bush (1985)
  2. MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR - The Beatles (1967)
  3. THE BEATLES (THE WHITE ALBUM) - The Beatles (1968)
  4. ABBEY ROAD - The Beatles (1969)
  5. MEGATOP PHOENIX - Big Audio Dynamite (1989)
  6. THAT'S HOW RHYTHM WAS BORN - The Boswell Sisters
  7. THE RISE & FALL OF ZIGGY STARDUST & THE SPIDERS FROM MARS - David Bowie (1972)
  8. TONIGHT - David Bowie (1984)
  9. THE DREAMING - Kate Bush (1982)
  10. LONDON CALLING - The Clash (1979)
  11. PARACHUTES - Coldplay (2000)
  12. PICARESQUE - The Decemberists (2005)
  13. FIVE LEAVES LEFT - Nick Drake (1969)
  14. ROCKFERRY - Duffy (2008)
  15. UNHALFBRICKING - Fairport Convention (1969)
  16. BABBACOME LEE - Fairport Convention (1971)
  17. MIRAGE - Fleetwood Mac (1982)
  18. UTOPIA PARKWAY - Fountains of Wayne (1999)
  19. WAITING - Fun Boy Three (1983)
  20. GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD - Elton John (1973)
  21. CAPTAIN FANTASTIC & THE BROWN DIRT COWBOY - Elton John (1975)
  22. BLUE MOVES - Elton John (1976)
  23. BACK IN TOWN - The Kingston Trio (1962)
  24. PARTY OF ONE - Nick Lowe (1990)
  25. 2:00 AM PARADISE CAFE - Barry Manilow (1984)
  26. RASTAMAN VIBRATION - Bob Marley & the Wailers (1976)
  27. BAND ON THE RUN - Paul McCartney & Wings (1973)
  28. METALLICA (THE BLACK ALBUM) - Metallica (1991)
  29. IN SEARCH OF THE LOST CHORD - The Moody Blues (1968)
  30. SON OF SCHMILSSON - Harry Nilsson (1972)
  31. OMMADAWN - Mike Oldfield (1975)
  32. THE TURN OF A FRIENDLY CARD - The Alan Parsons Project (1980)
  33. TEN - Pearl Jam (1991)
  34. KID A - Radiohead (2000)
  35. BETWEEN THE BREAKS...LIVE! - Stan Rogers (1979)
  36. TRUE COLOURS - Split Enz (1980)
  37. CORROBOREE (WAIATA) - Split Enz (1981)
  38. TIME AND TIDE - Split Enz (1982)
  39. TEA FOR THE TILLERMAN - Cat Stevens (1970)
  40. THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK - 10cc (1975)
  41. HOW DARE YOU! - 10cc (1976)
  42. THE UNFORGETTABLE FIRE - U2 (1984)
  43. ULTRA LOUNGE VOL. 1: MONDO EXOTICA - Various Artists
  44. POSES - Rufus Wainwright (2001)
  45. DRIVING HOME - Cheryl Wheeler (1993)
  46. MRS. PINOCCI'S GUITAR - Cheryl Wheeler (1995)
  47. JUST AN OLD FASHIONED LOVE SONG - Paul Williams (1971)
  48. MONSTER MASH - Zacherley (1958)
  49. JOE'S GARAGE - Frank Zappa (1979)
  50. SHEIK YERBOUTI - Frank Zappa (1979)

Sunday, August 16, 2009

"SO THROUGH ENDLESS TWILIGHTS I DREAMED AND WAITED THOUGH I KNEW NOT WHAT I WAITED FOR." CASTLE FREAK (1995) is another in a string of H. P. Lovecraft film adaptation directed by Stuart Gordon. Probably best known for his HPL adaptation THE RE-ANIMATOR, Stuart Gordon has had a lot to lay down on celluloid as far as Lovecraft goes. Along with THE RE-ANIMATOR, Gordon's best HPL film has got to be DAGON (2001); one of the most successful HPL films ever made. CASTLE FREAK is not in the same league; but it is however an interesting, quiet little Lovecraftian film that's better than it has a right to be. Brought to you by the (mostly direct-to-video) folks at Richard Band's Full Moon Productions, CASTLE FREAK cannot be called an "adaptation" of H. P. Lovecraft's celebrated short story "The Outsider"; instead it can be called more accurately "inspired by" the story. For CASTLE FREAK doesn't take anything from the actual "storyline" of the story (if there can be said to be much of one anyway) but instead gives us the "impression" of "The Outsider" while still going off in an entirely different direction. The one and only scene directly from the short story is when the "creature" sees his reflection for the first time in a mirror. But, other than this, the entire film (by screenwriter Dennis Paoli) is new territory.
The story opens at the Castle D'Orsini (a beautiful, real life Italian location by the way) where an old woman (the Duchess D'Orsini) hacks off a couple slices of dry-cured meat (one likes to think it's soppressata) and a scrawny piece of bread which she brings to her son Giorgio: a deformed monstrosity chained naked in a dark dungeon cell. A nice touch occurs when the old woman places the plate on the floor in order to unlock the cell; a cat starts to nibble at the meager meal and the old woman makes no attempt to stop it. Not exactly concerned with her son's welfare, the old woman promptly whips him bloody with a cat o'nine tails before every meal. She then promptly staggers back to her bedroom and dies. Her body goes undiscovered for quite some time; and her chained son goes hungry all the while. Finally, real estate agents track down the old woman's last remaining relative: John Reilly (Jeffrey Combs), his wife Susan (RE-ANIMATOR's Barbara Crampton) and their blind daughter Rebecca (Jessica Dollarhide) who take up residence in the 700 year old Italian castello. The family atmosphere is a little strained. They are all still recovering from the fact that John has killed his young son and blinded his daughter in a car accident caused by his own drunk driving. While exploring the old castle, Rebecca unknowingly unlocks the cell containing the deformed, chained Giorgio. Later, the starving Giorgio devours the cat and then bites off his own thumb in order to slip out of his wrist shackles. He then wraps himself in a sheet and prowls the castle; just keeping out of sight of all the inhabitants. At one point, Giorgio enters the sleeping Rebecca's room at night and finds his lifelong sexual yearnings welling up inside of him -- but he is interrupted before anything can happen. However, it is later discovered that Giorgio's mother has long ago castrated him as a sort of skewed punishment for his father -- who abandoned them and ran off with the Duchess's sister to America. Yes, John Reilly is really Giorgio's half brother. A series of gruesome murders committed by the unseen Giorgio convinces the local constabulary that John Reilly is the culprit. It all leads to a standoff between the ghoulish Giorgio and the haggard John atop the rainswept parapets of Castello D'Orsino.
CASTLE FREAK is remarkably restrained for a 1990s low budget horror flick put out by the b-movie company Full Moon. Stuart Gordon films Dennis Paoli's script with an plot-serving economy. Famously, there is only one instance of totally gratuitous and unnecessary gore: the notorious nipple-biting scene which the SPX folks at Optic Nerve bring off with sickening realism. Paoli insists that he didn't write in the blood and gore of that scene; gently implicating director Stuart Gordon. Jeffrey Combs also states that he "...hated that. It was very disturbing and mean." Does this scene ruin the whole movie. Well, no. It just seems to be totally unnecessary and, perhaps, was placed there because the rest of the movie was probably thought to be "too tame" for modern horror fans. Thus confusing once again the difference between real "horror fans" and fans of tedious and boring gore. But apart from this admittedly mean-spirited but thankfully brief scene, the rest of CASTLE FREAK is a quite interesting examination of the themes concerning the "dark" and "light" sides of every human being. In a way, the grotesque creature chained in the castle dungeon could be seen to represent the "darker nature" of John Reilly (his half brother) which causes his irresponsible alcoholism and, ultimately the death of his own son and the blinding of his daughter. The guilt inside John Reilly is chained away deep in some dark place as much as Giorgio is chained away in his cell. The only possible outcome of the film would have to be the ultimate confrontation between John and Giorgio.
Far from his portrayal of Herbert West, Jeffrey Combs plays John Reilly as a tortured and broken man; even at one point contemplating suicide over the terrible things he's done. The inherent weakness in the character is wrestled with thoughout most of the film's running time. Barbara Crampton is appropriately shut down emotionally and extremely cold toward her husband while, at the same time, fussily overprotective of her remaining child Rebecca. Interestingly, in the film's final act Crampton takes on the role of traditional horror heroines like Jamie Lee Curtis (in HALLOWEEN) or Sigourney Weaver (in ALIEN) as she tries to defend her daughter against the slavering ghoul while John is away locked up in prison. The rest of the cast is adequate in their lesser roles while Jonathan Fuller as Giorgio (in rather impressive ghoul makeup by Optic Nerve) cuts quite an imposing figure in the ranks of monsterdom; never merely a clunky creature but one which demonstrates emotional depth and confusion. And the filming on location in Italy (and particularly the castle itself) make the film look much better than the usual low-budget effort. CASTLE FREAK is not the best H. P. Lovecraft film "adaptation" by a long chalk but nor is it anything like the worst. Stuart Gordon has done a respectable job bringing one more HPL flick to the haunted screen.
"WE'RE PART OF THE COVEN EXCHANGE PROGRAM!" I can't tell you how pleasant it was seeing The Snoop Sisters again after all these years. I hadn't seen that show since I was knee high to a gravedigger. The Snoop Sisters was one of those early 1970s rotating mystery movies-of-the-week similar to that which produced such shows as Columbo and McCloud, etc. The Snoop Sisters starred Helen Hayes and Mildred Natwick as a pair of elderly mystery-writing amateur sleuths (do you think the creators of MURDER, SHE WROTE ever heard of this show???) who constantly stumbled upon murder. While the show only produced a pilot movie and 4 movie-length episodes, both Hayes and Natwick were nominated for Emmy awards (Natwick won).
The two "movies" kindly provided to me by Weaverman are probably the two I would be most interested to see: "A BLACK DAY FOR BLUEBEARD" and "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT"; coincidentally the final two movies in the series. "A BLACK DAY FOR BLUEBEARD" is the slightly lesser of the two. The "mystery" plot itself is incidental and merely provides the maguffin for a bunch of charming and well-known character actors (many with horror genre ties) to lark about having a good time. The viewer has a good time since it's all great fun. Vincent Price himself plays a washed-up horror actor named Michael Bastion who, along with his unhappy wife Tammy Grimes, appears at a horror film retrospective of his past cinema glories. The delightful opening scene finds Helen Hayes dressed up as the Frankenstein Monster with Mildred Natwick as the Bride! The Snoop Sisters have been invited to the theatre by Vinnie for the horror film festival. At the movie theatre, Tammy informs Vincent that she and her vast amounts of money are hitting the road and filing for divorce; Vincent has been written out of her will. However, before the film (utilizing clips from Universal's BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN) has finished, Tammy Grimes is stabbed right in the theatre seat!!! Vincent Price's Michael Bastion is, of course, the major suspect but pleads his innocence as he is carted off to jail by police Lt. Ostrowski (who just happens to be the nephew of the Snoop Sisters.
(l to r: Vincent Price, Katharine Helmond, William Devane, Roddy McDowell & Bert Convy)
Ostrowski is played in both Snoop Sisters movies by Bert Convy; known mostly for his TV game show hosting duties on TattleTales etc. But Convy, of course, has a much earlier connection to the horror genre with his classic 50's horror 45 "The Monster Hop". Other suspects scattered throughout include Mort Sahl, William Devane, Roddy McDowell and Katherine Helmond (best known as Jessica Tate on the later TV comedy "SOAP" but also with some later horror credentials in "THE LEGEND OF LIZZIE BORDEN" and "THE LADY IN WHITE"). Frequent Bela Lugosi partner Angelo Rossitto has a cameo.
As I say, the murder mystery doesn't really matter; it's all about the fun and hijinx all these players get up to. It's also nice to see the reunion between Helen Hayes and Vincent Price; Vincent made his big pre-movie success on the English stage with Hayes in the play "Victoria Regina" as Prince Albert and, when the play toured America, it was Hayes who insisted that they bring Vincent along with them instead of recasting him with a well-known star. Besides the Snoop Sisters appearance in horror costumes, there's Vincent Price's delicious entrance at the movie theatre. A hearse pulls up out front of the theatre and a group of masked muscle men remove a coffin from the back. Upending the coffin, the brutes open it to reveal Vincent Price in full vampire make-up ready to sign autographs. Price is allowed to have great fun lampooning his own horror image. In sort of a comedic version of his earlier deadly serious turn in Amicus' MADHOUSE, Price gets to ham it up as the script makes a point of saying that horror star Michael Bastion is NOT the greatest of actors. Price also gets to indulge in his culinary reputation as Michael Bastion is also a gourmet cook! All in all, "A BLACK DAY FOR BLUEBEARD" is a great deal of fun for those of us who loves these character actors that Hollywood just doesn't seem to produce anymore. As the final Snoop Sisters movie, this one was a nice way to go out.
The penultimate Snoop Sisters film was "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT" concerning a murderous cult of Satan worshippers. This story gave Universal a chance to join in on the early 70's proliferation of Satanic cinema fun with chanting cultists in flowing black robes, pentagram amulets, jeweled sacred murder daggers, crystal balls, tarot cards and even a strange, zombie powder! Besides Hayes, Natwick, Convy and the Snoop Sisters' faithful valet Barney (Lou Antonio) the cast includes Greg (MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE) Morris (as a cop specializing in the occult), flamboyant Cyril "Captain Hook" Ritchard (as an occult shop proprietor named "The Honourable Moloch", Joan Blondell (as a dodgy medium), George (Route 66) Maharis (as a shifty cultist), and introducing Alice Cooper as a witch named Prince (!).
This one has a stronger storyline and is a lot more involving for the viewer. It concerns a Satanic cultist who defects from his coven with a sacred pentagram amulet containing some sort of "zombie making" powder. He is killed but not before slipping the amulet into Helen Hayes luggage at the airport. Soon, the Snoop Sisters are plagued by murders and cultist attacks. In order to solve the mystery, the Snoop Sisters visit the Honourable Moloch at his occult shop. Moloch advises them to seek out the answer to two riddles from plastic crystal ball-wielding medium Joan Blondell and rock song singing witch Alice Cooper (in a skeleton suit).
With this information, the Snoop Sisters are led to one of those huge houses up on a California hill in which the Satanists meet for their magical mumbo-jumbo. The ladies find the jeweled dagger used as the murder weapon but, before they can escape, the robed cultists show up. The sisters and Barney must don black robes and try to blend in with the sabbat. While trying to escape, they find themselves in an elevator with some real Satanist who ask if they're new to the cult because they haven't seen them here before. Yes, Mildred Natwick stalls, we're part of the coven exchange program!
These two Snoop Sisters movies were a lot of fun; which is exactly what they were meant to be. The accuracy of the "occult" is played very fast and loose in "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT" and the murder mystery in "A BLACK DAY FOR BLUEBEARD" is, as I said, totally unimportant. It's the chance to have a lot of fun with some wonderful performers in a horror genre setting that makes The Snoop Sisters some really wonderful, nostalgic watching. William Devane and Katherine Helmond are perhaps criminally underutilized but the rest of the guest stars make quite an impact. Joan Blondell's Bronx-y medium has only one scene but she's great fun; it's almost like one of those blousey dames she played in countless 30's gangster films at Warner Bros. decided, by the 1970s, the new age racket was the place to be. As an Alice Cooper fan, it's always great to see him and here his one scene is also quite memorable. Alice manages to sneak in a little singing as well as providing some humour in his performance. And the outrageously camp Cyril Ritchard as Moloch lifts the entire production . . . even if his wolf ears DO seem a little overpriced! You just can't beat these two TV movies for some October-y Halloween viewing.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

AD ASTRA PER ASPERA. "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW" is the latest graphic novel from Brian Fies (Eisner & Harvey Award winner for his debut graphic novel "MOM'S CANCER") and it's really an enjoyable read. The book itself focuses on the relationship between an unnamed boy and his father (the mother is never seen nor her absence explained) set against the burgeoning "space age". The story begins at the New York World's Fair of 1939 (which proudly put on display the "world of tomorrow") and finishes up in 1975 during the Apollo-Soyuz linkup; the last real event of the traditional "space race". Author Fies revels in the comic book convention of characters who do not age (or at least age VERY slowly); the little boy who goes to the World's Fair with his father in 1939 is only just about to enter college in 1975! But far from taxing the reader's patience, this seems to be utterly right and proper.
Now I've always been a sucker for the 1939 New York World's Fair and that's definitely what drew my attention towards this book; the Fair's Trylon and Perisphere make an appearance early on and the very term "World of Tomorrow" is inextricably associated with that Fair (as well as the superb early 80's documentary about the Fair narrated by Jason Robards). The young boy and his father set out on a train to the New York World's Fair in May 1939 and soon find themselves enthralled (along with everybody else) by the confident, optimistic view of what the future would be like: glittering, gleaming supercities with robot servants, miracle food production and . . . gasp . . . television! This view of the dawning "space age" kindles a burning interest in both father and son to follow the space race through the years. While both start out on the same page, the son slowly diverges from his father's opinions as they pass through the paranoid 1950's era (son views rocket scientist Werner Von Braun as a hero while father views him as a Nazi criminal) all the way to post-Vietnam, post-Watergate era pessimism.
Besides viewing the relationship between father and son, the book also examines how we as a culture went from the optimism for a better tomorrow (as demonstrated by the World's Fair and 50's Atomic Optimism) to what we have today: a view that sees the future as probably being worse than the past and humankind probably heading toward a post-apocalyptic ruin as seen in so many books and movies of recent years. Fies himself claims to still be an optimist: "There is a slight sense of disappointment from my generation and anyone who hoped for the promise of the space age," says Fies. "But there is also many new ideas, both actual and hypothetical, that seem to be taking the world into a better tomorrow. I want this book to show that it’s a good thing to hope and think that tomorrow might actually be better than today."
Also scattered periodically throughout the book is the boy's favourite comic book: Space Age Adventures featuring Commander Cap Crater & the Cosmic Kid. The first issue is purchased for the boy at the NY World's Fair by his father and we are treated to a reproduction of the comic book bound right into the book itself. The high quality paper which the book has been printed on so far changes to the rough newprint of the day while colour printing mistakes, fake ads and even metal staples are reproduced. The comic book adventures of Cap Carter reappear at each ten year interval of the main story as something like a "greek chorus" commenting on the world view of each succeeding decade during the space race. Cap Carter & the Cosmic Kid's battle cry "Ad Astra Per Aspera" (meaning "through hardships to the stars") takes on a different meaning as the years flow by.
Besides the character development between father and son, Fies also manages to cram in fountains of information concerning everything from the experience of NY World's fairgoers (each visitor to the "World of Tomorrow" exhibit is handed upon leaving a pin that says "I Have Seen the Future"), geosynchronous orbit (discovered by Arthur C. Clarke) which allows communications satellites to function, vacuum tubes and transitor technology, the plans of Walt Disney to produce a "city of the future", the building of basement fallout shelters during the Cold War and the astronomical artwork of Chesley Bonestell which captivated Colliers Magazine readers. All this makes for a fascinating and entertaining read which really gives the flavour of those "space age" years from 1939 to 1975. After the first moon landing, the public somehow lost interest and the idea of a promising future sort of dissipated towards what we have now. The 1969 moon landing which had everyone glued to their television sets morphed into the later moon landings which had people complaining to the networks for interrupting their favourite regular programming to show moon footage. That was a pretty big change in only a few years. And while Fies does present this factually, he still manages to make the reader believe (without becoming a Pollyana) that their IS still optimism for a better future. It's just not the better future we had expected. It's different. It's probably better to let the author himself explain it. From his own "Author's Note":
"The millenial complaint 'Where's my flying car and jetpack?' was a joke, but one that hinted at the hurt of a broken promise. Somewhere along the way, we lost something more important and profound than personal light aircraft. As the World of Tomorrow's dark and unintended consequences emerged, the very idea of a hopeful future worth working toward became old-fashioned and naive. Onetime heroes became villains. Optimism was for saps; dystopian doom was where all the smart, cool, cynical people placed their bets. I disagree. Whatever Happened to the World of Tomorrow? is an appreciation of, and an argument for, an increasingly rare way of thinking, creating, working, and living that has value. There was a time when building the future was inspirational. Ambitious. Romantic. Even ennobling. I think it can be again."
IN TIMES OF STRESS, ONE (AT LEAST THIS ONE) TENDS TO RETREAT TO SOMETHING FAMILIAR AND COMFORTING. My viewing matter tends to veer away from intellectually and artistically challenging films and instead go towards things like umpteenth viewings of THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, ALL IN THE FAMILY or KATE AND ALLIE. Maybe that explains my sudden impulse a week ago to buy the two volumes of SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS of the 1960s & 1970s. These are two double disc dvds which collect cartoons many of which I haven't scene for a quarter of a century. The only time I willingly awoke early in the morning was on Saturdays when I was a kid because that's when all the great cartoons were on and I didn't want to miss them. Is this a uniquely American phenomenon? I don't know if they had the same ritual of Saturday morning cartoons in the more civilized countries but here in the U.S. of Ayyyyyyyy we kids woke up earlier, tore downstairs in our pajamas, poured ourselves a big bowl of the sugariest cereal we could find and turned on one of the three major networks to see our favourite Saturday morning ONLY cartoons! I recall that this cartoon avalanche lasted until early afternoon when the last good show on would be THE LAND OF THE LOST. After that, the lousy networks would stop the cartoons and put on some lame sports program with golf or something. Then it was time to change the channel from VHF to UHF and decide whether to watch horror host Dr. Shock's Mad Theater and Horror Theater on Channel 17 or Creature Double Feature on Channel 48.
But back to the Saturday morning cartoons and the dvds in question. The first of the pair I watched was, of course, SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS 1970s and I'll tell you cuz why. I was a kid during the 70's so these were the ones I REALLY watched on Saturday mornings. The 1960s dvd, while containing fantastic cartoons I watched as well, had long before gone into syndication so I saw them every weekday after school (or when I was home sick). I know it's a subtle difference but those of you out there of the same age can relate, I'm sure.
So what about the 1970s cartoon dvd. Well, it's full of those cartoons which I parked myself in front of the TV every Saturday morning to see: The Jetsons, The Batman/Tarzan Adventure Hour (I watched Batman and tuned out for Tarzan), Hong Kong Phooey (number one super guy), Goober and the Ghost Chasers (a Scooby-Doo knock-off which I freely admit to never having seen before), Speed Buggy, Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch (I never liked THAT either), Yogi's Gang (the one where Yogi and practically ever other Hanna-Barbera funny animal character flew around in that ark), The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (voiced by Keye Luke himself), The Roman Holidays (Never even HEARD of this Flintstones knockoff in ancient Rome and I wish I hadn't now!), Josie and the Pussycats, The New Scooby-Doo Movies (the ones with a guest star each episode), and The Funky Phantom. The goofiest part is that I actually remember seeing this specific episode of Josie and the Pussycats (the one with a Captain Nemo-type zipping around in a submarine playing Bach's Toccata and Fugue on the organ) and the Scooby-Doo guest-starring the Harlem Globetrotters! This 1970s set also includes fine mini-documentaries on The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan as well as The Funky Phantom. Oh, and there's something hilarious printed on the outside cover of the dvd: on the back it says: "Saturday Morning Cartoons - The 1970s is intended for the Adult Collector and is Not Suitable for Children". Now, what is THAT all about?!?!? These are the same cartoons that were shown SPECIFICALLY for children back in the day, weren't they??? Were they Illuminati-controlled broadcasts back then???
On to the SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS 1960s disc. As I said, these weren't experienced by me on Saturday mornings but instead were on Monday through Friday intermittently throughout the 70's. Most of these Hanna-Barbera funny animal cartoons were to be found on the late, lamented UHF station Channel 48 (1965-1983). So this dvd brings back childhood memories of a different sort: UHF viewing either after school or when home sick in bed (or at least I purported to be sick when I stayed home). Here we find a nice mix of Hanna-Barbera funny animals as well as the more serious adventure-oriented cartoons. The list includes: Top Cat, Atom Ant, Precious Pups, The Hillbilly Bears, The Peter Potamus Show, Secret Squirrel, Squiddly Diddly, Winsome Witch, The Flintstones, The Porky Pig Show, Quick Draw McGraw, Snooper & Blabber, Augie Doggie & Doggie Daddy, The Jetsons, Marine Boy, Space Ghost, Dino Boy, The Herculoids, Frankenstein Jr. & the Impossibles and The Magilla Gorilla Show with Punkin Puss & Ricochet Rabbit. The dvd also includes an entire bonus episode of The Quick Draw McGraw Show (this time featuring El Kabong) as well as a pair of fine mini-docs on The Herculoids and Frankenstein Jr. & the Impossibles.
The fact that each of these two DVD sets has "Volume 1" plastered on the cover gave me the hope that Warner Bros. is going to treat us with more dvds in the future. And lo and behold -- THEY ARE. I've just learned that Warner Bros. is releasing a second volume of both 1960s and 1970s on October 27th that will include more of the same as well as stuff like The Banana Splits, Penelope Pitstop, Shazzan and Tom and Jerry. There's nothing like sitting back to six hours of mind-numbing cartoons (on EACH dvd set) for chasing away the reality blues! And just in case you think I've gotten this nostalgia bug totally out of my system . . . BEWARE!!!! I just bought the Season One dvd of ROOM 222!!! I'll be on Denise Nicholas overload!

Monday, August 03, 2009

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