CAN'T SCARE ME! YOU CAN TRY THOUGH! 'CAUSE THAT'S THE FUN OF IT! My brand new yearly Halloween tradition: watching the Halloween episode of the greatest TV show ever!
5000 people in Letterkenny and you wanna know what their problem is? Wayne. Big league'n 'em. Giving out full size chocolate bars for Halloween. 
Guess what. Chicken butt! Modean's II is haunted. No it isn't. Yes it is! No it isn't! Yes it is! Uncle Eddie is haunting Modean's II.
Oh! Bonnie McMurray!
Mmm, tastes like a tragedy occurred while making breakfast.
Swipey Snipeys! Accidental tunnel buddies.
Youse think this is an Indian haunting? Youse watch too many shitty movies. Youse do have a rich history of tomfuckery in this town and that can't be denied.
It's a Beyoncé Seancé.
Sorry, that was the ghost of yesterday's dinner.
Y'wannaknowhat? My friend Sean Amsing has a Halloween party in the city every year before Halloween and he calls it Premature Ejaculantern.
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I might be laughing until New Year's Day over the premature ejaculantern joke. That's good shit right there.
Surely that's not a regulation softball uniform!!!
Not only should that be her regulation uniform it oughta be REQUIRED!
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