Thursday, January 11, 2007

YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!! Would you share a table with this lass?!?!? Poor Vicky's eating all alone. She looks so glum!!! I think she needs some friends to keep her company. Some FAMOUS friends. We USED to be friends a long time ago. Ah AH ah ah ah. . .ah AH ah ah ah. After all, we all do it . . . no matter HOW famous we become. Eat food, I mean. OK, maybe not the majority of Hollywood starlets but the REST of us. Come on now, sugah! Bring it on bring it on, yeah. Surely there's SOME famous friends who would like to eat lunch with poor Vicky. Oh look, here come some now. Here's Vicky's friend Buffy enjoying an ice cream cone and a dye job. And look, can you believe that hobbit's eating sushi at Vicky's table. The nerve! (Can Evangeline Lilly REALLY still be planning on marrying this guy?!?!?) Awww, and isn't Johnny Knox cute with his...what is that??? A horse piss water ice, probably. Oh yeah, and these two. . .??? I mean, who's gonna believe the Monkey twins...er...um...I mean Olsen twins are ACTUALLY eating something?!?!? OH COME ON!!! Can't fool me, girls. Can a publicity/rumour control picture look ANY MORE OBVIOUSLY STAGED?!?! Well, it looks like Thom Yorke decided to grab an ice cream cone too after seeing Buffy's. Better watch it, Thom -- you're starting to pack on the weight, dude. Geez, soon you'll be hitting 100 lbs.!!! Last but not least, you can't tell me that Robbie Williams gets THAT chunky eating microscopic sandwiches like the one that's in front of him. I actually think the nameless broad next to him is going to eat that sandwich while Robbie MUST have a vat of marshmallow Fluff-infused lard hidden underneath the table. Oh well, at least Vicky doesn't have to eat alone now.

4 comments:

Cerpts said...

It's at THIS point where I'm beginning to think seriously of seeking professional help.

Pax Romano said...

I think, if you look close, you will see that Mary Kate and Ashley are having Slim Fast shakes spiked with ephedra; the burgers are just props.

Anonymous said...

But I haven't thought of you lately at all.

Bravo! Good post!

Love, (Foodie) Jen

Star said...

be still my heart! knoxville & robbie in one blog posting! now that's entertainment.