"Wicked as fresh red paint and poisonous as dried spiders" since 2005.
Saturday, March 18, 2017
TERRON R. PARSONS' KICKSTARTER-FUNDED HORROR MOVIE "HAYRIDE" IS A LOVABLE YET FLAWED FILM.
The movie was made for under $60,000 and the low budget really doesn't show at all. That's no small accomplishment! Mr. Parsons wrote a pretty good script and directed it credibly if not outstandingly. The plot concerns college boy Steven (Jeremy Ivy) returning to his boyhood Alabama home in the country with his girlfriend Amanda (Sherri Eakin) in tow. He was raised by his Uncle Morgan (Richard Tyson) who goes all-out for Halloween by staging his own "Haunted Hayride" and haunted house attraction for the locals. The star attraction of the haunted hayride is local legend "Pitchfork" who was based on a true story of an overprotective father who went bananas after his daughter ran away with a boy; so "Pitchfork" went on a killing spree and was never caught. The character of Pitchfork (guess what he kills with) is re-enacted each year for the hayride by somebody dressing up with a burlap sack over his head. This is all fine until a real-life serial killer named Guffin (Shannon Box) is captured one town over and escapes during transfer. His first priority is to get out of his "prison orange" and the first person he encounters and kills just happens to be the guy who will be playing "Pitchfork" in the hayride. Guffin steals the "Pitchfork" costume, acquires some farm equipment for himself, and the movie is underway.
Now this is a fun (if maybe a little convenient) premise for a horror movie and I'm prepared to cut the film a lot of slack; not only because of the "DIY" independent nature of the production but also because of my fondness for Halloween Hayrides. For several years in a row over a decade ago, it became a tradition between my best friend and I (and our significant others at the time) to seek out and go to all the Haunted Hayrides we could find every October. And boy, did we have a blast! The best time had to be when I swear we saw the "Miner 49er" from the Scooby-Doo cartoon driving the tractor! So with all this said, I was really rooting for this movie to be fantastic. While it does feature a great premise, a great horror villain, a great script and a pretty good cast, I felt it was a little let down by the direction. Parsons directs the film with perfect competence but there is just something missing; there just isn't a feeling of suspense or peril conjured up in the viewer for a horror film. This being said, the film is STILL a lot of fun and I would recommend it to anyone intrigued by the above synopsis. And the film even manages a really nice twist at the end. "Pitchfork" is a really good killer who I wouldn't mind seeing again (and I hear there is a HAYRIDE 2" out there I haven't yet seen). Other than his eponymous pitchfork, "Pitchfork" wields a machete, a sledgehammer, an axe and (unfortunately) a chainsaw (which makes resemble too much another crazed horror movie killer you may have heard of); I do wish Parsons had foregone the use of the chainsaw but it doesn't harm the movie. HAYRIDE is like the little movie that could and, hey, it's a WHOLE LOT BETTER than most of the Hollywood blockbusters coming out in the last several years. So if you're at all intrigued, give HAYRIDE a look.