WEEK 3 FINDS ME BOUNCING BACK AND FORTH LIKE RUDOLPH'S NOSE IN TURBULENCE!!!
First week I'm on Team Krampus, second week I'm on Team Santa and third week I'm on Team Krampus again!
Looks like I did a little better this week than last week with slightly more books & movies watched. As always, I'll colour-code each entry as Team Santa, Team Krampus or Team Elf (and yeah, for the third week in a row I had one entry in column Elf!!!)
- THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1941)
- Nice Prompts - 11
- Naughty Prompts - 10
- HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA - CHAPTER 1
- Nice Prompts - 9
- Naughty Prompts - 4
- APOLLO 13: SURVIVAL
- Nice Prompts - 4
- Naughty Prompts - 6
- SCALA!!!
- Nice Prompts - 6
- Naughty Prompts - 7
- SCALA (1990)
- Nice Prompts - 3
- Naughty Prompts - 7
- BEDTIME FOR SNIFFLES
- Nice Prompts - 12
- Naughty Prompts - 7
- ALIEN: ROMULUS
- Nice Prompts - 5
- Naughty Prompts - 9
- THE HOLDOVERS
- Nice Prompts - 5
- Naughty Prompts - 8
- THE DEAD OF WINTER by Sarah Clegg
- Nice Prompts - 6
- Naughty Prompts - 11
- TEN FROM INFINITY by Paul W. Fairman
- Nice Prompts - 4
- Naughty Prompts - 8
- CARNAGE FOR CHRISTMAS
- Nice Prompts - 5
- Naughty Prompts - 8
- SASQUATCH SUNSET
- Nice Prompts - 7
- Naughty Prompts - 6
- THE MAN WHO STOPPED AT NOTHING by Paul W. Fairman
- Nice Prompts - 3
- Naughty Prompts - 6
- NAUGHTY ACTIVITY 12: STOCKING STUFFER (treat yourself to something you enjoy - like Denise's Christmas cookies!)
- NAUGHTY ACTIVITY 17: GINGERBREAD MAN (eat something seasonal - like Denise's Christmas cookies!!!)
- UNDER PARIS
- Nice Prompts - 6
- Naughty Prompts - 9
- WHAM!: LAST CHRISTMAS UNWRAPPED (damn, there are a lot of colons in this list!)
- Nice Prompts - 4
- Naughty Prompts - 10
- CARRY-ON
- Nice Prompts - 6
- Naughty Prompts - 6
- UNTOLD: SIGN STEALER
- Nice Prompts - 1
- Naughty Prompts - 6
5 comments:
Untold Sign Stealer??? That's not a thing!
Untold COLON Sign Stealer. Don't neglect the colon. It's an untold colon NOT an untold sign stealer. Clean yerself up and brush yerself off, why dontcha!
I see that you wrote it with a colon but I see no evidence that the colon actually existed. Someone stealing a colon? Does someone have a bunch of stolen colons somewhere hidden in their house? HEY!!! Stolen colon is fun to say. But back to the house with the stolen colons. Maybe they have a big house, much larger than yours or mine and in that house they have a room just for all the colons. Fuck that room must get bad in the summer. Close those blinds the colons got it stinking in here. Imagine the windows all fogged up in that room. Like kitchen windows when you're cooking pasta.
What was I talking about?
One thing you have much more experience with than me are colons so I defer to your expertise. But there's nothing funner than saying "stolen colon"; I wonder it that would work as well as the urban legend "stolen kidney" tale (guy wakes up in bathrub of ice saying they stole his kidney and call an ambulance). Would you need to call an ambulance for a stolen colon . . . or just hang a big bucket down there. It would probably be like a trap door - you eat a Big Mac and it falls right out of you because there's a colon that's been stolen!!!!
So eating something and having it come right out of my butt sounds a lot like what happens when I eat ice cream. But you know that. But it's also like a colorguard test. Just go shit in a box, pal!
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