Wednesday, August 15, 2012

"SPARKS THAT FALL LIKE MISSILES OF HATE":  HELL'S HINGES (1916). 

This silent co-directed by Charles Swickard, William S. Hart and Clifford Smith features really the first Western movie superstar:  the laconic William S. Hart himself.  Born in New York in the same year that Abraham Lincoln was shot, Hart grew up in the Midwest when it still held on to what was left of the "real Old West".  Hart went on the stage and made a hit in a 1905 production of "THE SQUAW MAN" and soon ended up in Hollywood usually playing his patented "good-badman" (Edward Buscombe, THE OXFORD HISTORY OF WORLD CINEMA, 1997) -- I guess something like the male equivalent of the "whore with the heart of gold"???  Anyway, in 1913 Thomas Ince snapped up the actor to appear in many Westerns shot at his legendary Santa Ynez, California studio known as "Inceville" where Hart headlined a lot of oaters (both two-reelers and features) for two years.  Both Ince and Hart moved to Triangle Films in 1915 where, a year later, they made "HELL'S HINGES"; which was quite the box-office winner.

The story goes. . . Reverand Robert Henley (Jack Standing) is a parson whose faith is rather wishy-washy; in fact he's being sent west by his church superiors to a small prairie town in order to keep Henley away from the "temptations of the big city".  Henley's pious sister Faith (Claire Williams) goes with him to "help him settle in".  Unfortunately, the town which the Henleys are sent to is nicknamed "Hell's Hinges" because it's one of the most wicked towns in the west!  Now, here we have the well-known Western trope of the wicked Western town civilised usually by a "good" woman from the East.  And if that was the story here, this would be a rather forgettable movie.  However, HELL'S HINGES turns that already hackneyed plot on its ear.  Rev. Henley and his sister succeed in building a church in town despite local boss Silk Miller (Alfred Hollingsworth) hiring cynical gunman "Blaze" Tracy (William S. Hart) to run them out of town.  During their first church meeting, the rowdy townspeople bust in and turn the services into a hootenanny.  "Blaze" arrives and, upon seeing the oh-so-good Faith Henley, is quickly converted to Christianity and becomes her defender.  "I reckon God ain't wantin' me much, ma'am," says "Blaze", "but when I look at you, I feel I've been ridin' the wrong trail."  The weak-willed charlatan preacher Bob Henley is shortly corrupted by whiskey at Silk Miller's saloon doled out by town prostitute (Louise Glaum) and is soon helping the naughty townspeople burn down his own church while "Blaze" Tracy is out of town.  Somehow during the kerfuffle Henley is shot and killed.  When "Blaze" finally rides into town and sees Faith cowering over her murdered brother while the church burns to the ground, he is filled with righteous rage and heads over to Silk Miller's saloon where he corrals all the wicked townsfolk inside and set it on fire -- refusing to let any of them leave!  The film ends with a great deal of Old Testament wrath all around and the town levelled by the "sparks that fall like missiles of hate" quoted at the beginning of this post.  The entire film, actually, is surprisingly grim and downbeat for a Western where the sinful town actually defeats the moral, religious Easterners this time around.  There is a small ray of hope tacked onto the film's ending but all in all the entire tone of the film is quite surprisingly gritty. 
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HELL'S HINGES (at least the print I saw) moves along at quite a clip and is under an hour in length; this probably ensures there aren't any "draggy" bits where the movie slows to a crawl.  Everything happens in an economical, plot-driven fashion and the movie hurtles towards it's dark climax before you know it.  The usual melodramatic "silent film-style" of acting is also missing; everyone in the film follows a more natural, less stylized acting style probably signaled by the quiet, stoic acting of Hart himself.  This is a film I wouldn't mind seeing remade but the perfect star for it would be Clint Eastwood and he should've remade it about 20 years ago.  Even though William S. Hart didn't become a star until he was around 50 years of age, Eastwood today is still rather too old for the part now.  There is something of the feel of Eastwood's own "UNFORGIVEN" about this film and I wonder if ole Clint has seen "HELL'S HINGES".  All in all, though not a spectacularly great film, HELL'S HINGES is a solid Western which is quite interesting in its deviations from typical Western tropes of the time (and long after as well); and at it's 53 minute running time should be seen by those interested in early cinema or Westerns as a genre.  This, in fact, is quite easy to do since I watched the entire film on youtube and here's the link: 

click here to watch HELL'S HINGES on youtube

Go check it out.

Monday, August 13, 2012

ANOTHER MASTER OF COMIC BOOK ART LEAVES US:  THE GREAT JOE KUBERT (1926-2012). 

From his trail-blazing work originating in the Golden Age of Comics straight through to the modern age, Joe Kubert was an icon to comic book lovers everywhere.  He was also a mentor through his Joe Kubert School of Comic Book Art which taught countless artists their trade -- among them his talented sons who followed him into the comic book field.  Kubert worked on countless comic book characters but was particularly known as "THE" Hawkman artist as well as doing decades of sublime work on war comics from SGT. ROCK to ENEMY ACE.  This gallery of his artwork is only a tiny inkling of Joe Kubert's immense talent.
 

Thursday, July 05, 2012

THE SUPER-COLOSSAL EYE-POPPING FLICKER PROJECT 2012 aka MY MOVIE YEAR. 

In an effort to track all the movies I watch this year, I present this list in the interest of documentation.  As we pass the 4th of July, I've managed to top 200 films . . . yeah, I know. . . I've been slacking, I realize that.  I will also be adding movies as I watch them.  So now, in order of eye-googling:
  1. HIGH TENSION
  2. CHARLES BEAUMONT: THE SHORT LIFE OF TWILIGHT ZONE'S MAGIC MAN
  3. THE HOST
  4. THE APARTMENT
  5. FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
  6. HAVE SWORD WILL TRAVEL
  7. RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE
  8. THE SHOES OF THE FISHERMAN
  9. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3:  DREAM WARRIORS
  10. SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
  11. DOUBLE JEOPARDY
  12. X-MEN FIRST CLASS
  13. COCO CHANEL & IGOR STRAVINSKY
  14. SPIN
  15. THE RUSSIA HOUSE
  16. THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2
  17. THE HELP
  18. SOUL TRAIN:  THE HIPPEST TRIP IN AMERICA
  19. ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND
  20. ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN
  21. LOST IN TRANSLATION
  22. THE UNION
  23. THE REAPING
  24. THOR
  25. STRANGE BREW
  26. GEORGE HARRISON:  LIVING IN THE MATERIAL WORLD
  27. GET HIM TO THE GREEK
  28. 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA (1997)
  29. THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS
  30. FILE IT UNDER FEAR
  31. MATANGO
  32. THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI
  33. THE PROPHECY
  34. BLACK CHRISTMAS
  35. MOBY DICK (2010)
  36. ANVIL!  THE STORY OF ANVIL
  37. LEMMY
  38. ED WOOD
  39. BLADE:  TRINITY
  40. ROUNDERS
  41. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010)
  42. MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS
  43. A SKIN TOO FEW:  THE DAYS OF NICK DRAKE
  44. THE STING
  45. JEFFREY BERNARD IS UNWELL
  46. THE EARRINGS OF MADAME DE...
  47. UNFORGIVEN
  48. OSS 117:  LOST IN RIO
  49. ABBOTT AND COSTELLO GO TO MARS
  50. THE MIST
  51. THE FOUR SEASONS
  52. THE WAY
  53. FREDDY VS. JASON
  54. GENERATION RX
  55. THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY (1903)
  56. LA MAGIE MELIES
  57. EDGE OF DARKNESS
  58. THE LIVING PLAYING CARDS
  59. THE ONE-MAN BAND
  60. THE MUSIC LOVER
  61. THE INFERNAL CAKEWALK
  62. A TRIP TO THE MOON
  63. THE INFERNAL BOILING POT
  64. BARBE-BLEU aka BLUEBEARD
  65. EASY STREET (1917)
  66. ONE WEEK (1920)
  67. CHASING CHOO-CHOOS (1927)
  68. BIG BUSINESS (1929)
  69. COME DRINK WITH ME
  70. MOONSTRUCK
  71. IRON MAN
  72. DIABOLIQUE
  73. BILLY BUDD
  74. MACHETE MAIDENS UNLEASHED
  75. AS GOOD AS IT GETS
  76. THE OVERLANDERS
  77. THE MILKY WAY
  78. HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE
  79. THE PHANTOM OF LIBERTY
  80. VAMPIRE HUNTER D
  81. THE CARS THAT ATE PARIS
  82. TARZAN AND HIS MATE
  83. BEOWULF
  84. 49TH PARALLEL
  85. BE KIND REWIND
  86. CHARLIE CHAN AT THE WAX MUSEUM
  87. MURDER OVER NEW YORK
  88. THE PATIENT IN ROOM 18
  89. TARZAN FINDS A SON
  90. TARZAN'S SECRET TREASURE
  91. TARZAN'S NEW YORK ADVENTURE
  92. THE ROARING TWENTIES
  93. THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA
  94. DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
  95. THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER
  96. CHARLIE CHAN IN BLACK MAGIC
  97. CHARLIE CHAN AT TREASURE ISLAND
  98. IT ALWAYS RAINS ON SUNDAY
  99. BRIGHTON ROCK
  100. THE GOOD DIE YOUNG
  101. PAYROLL
  102. CHARLIE CHAN AT THE OPERA
  103. CHARLIE CHAN'S SECRET
  104. TOP HAT
  105. THE BOURNE SUPREMACY
  106. THE THREE INVESTIGATORS AND THE SECRET OF SKELETON ISLAND
  107. CHARLIE CHAN IN RIO
  108. DEAD MEN TELL
  109. THE RULING CLASS
  110. KIND HEARTS AND CORONETS
  111. THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
  112. KURONEKO
  113. SWINGTIME
  114. WATTSTAX
  115. THE MADNESS OF KING GEORGE
  116. MARY AND MAX
  117. RATATOUILLE
  118. THE STEPFORD WIVES
  119. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
  120. PEEPING TOM
  121. THE BIG BOSS
  122. SIN CITY
  123. ONE WAY PASSAGE
  124. JAMAICA INN
  125. RICH AND STRANGE
  126. BLACKMAIL
  127. 3 EVIL MASTERS
  128. THE BIRDCAGE
  129. IN SEARCH OF MOZART
  130. THE PRESTIGE
  131. LUMIERE AND COMPANY
  132. STAR TREK IV:  THE VOYAGE HOME
  133. FEARLESS
  134. NUMBER 17
  135. 'ROUND MIDNIGHT
  136. THE SMALLEST SHOW ON EARTH
  137. CAPE FEAR
  138. CRIME IN THE STREETS
  139. FIRST MEN IN THE MOON
  140. HEROES TWO
  141. YOUNG GIRLS OF ROCHEFORT
  142. BAT WITHOUT WINGS
  143. BERGMAN ISLAND
  144. THE SWEET LADY WITH THE NASTY VOICE
  145. THE SHOCK DOCTRINE
  146. THE LAST LOVECRAFT:  RELIC OF CTHULHU
  147. LET ME IN
  148. SWEET LIBERTY
  149. THE MACHINE GIRL
  150. CAMERAMAN:  THE LIFE AND WORK OF JACK CARDIFF
  151. EL FANTASMA DEL CONVENTO
  152. DIRTY HO
  153. A CANTERBURY TALE
  154. THE AFRICAN QUEEN
  155. THE US VS. JOHN LENNON
  156. ANASTASIA
  157. THE LIGHT KEEPS ME COMPANY
  158. IMAGINE:  JOHN LENNON
  159. ARABESQUE
  160. BEETLEJUICE
  161. JACK GOES BOATING
  162. HUGO
  163. THE ATOMIC CAFE
  164. FRANKENSTEIN
  165. DOCTOR X
  166. HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS
  167. THE WOODEN HORSE
  168. THE BLUE LAMP
  169. CHURCHILL
  170. 45/85
  171. BAREFOOT IN THE PARK (1981)
  172. INVASION
  173. CASTLE OF THE LIVING DEAD
  174. FULL CIRCLE aka THE HAUNTING OF JULIA
  175. HORROR EXPRESS
  176. RACE WITH THE DEVIL
  177. THE NAKED MONSTER
  178. FROM HELL IT CAME
  179. DEATHDREAM
  180. CORMAN'S WORLD
  181. COUNT DRACULA (1977)
  182. EL CONDE DRACULA aka COUNT DRACULA
  183. DAN CURTIS' DRACULA
  184. THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE
  185. MONSTER MANIA
  186. THE AWFUL DR. ORLOFF
  187. DRACULA, PRINCE OF DARKNESS
  188. SHE GODS OF SHARK REEF
  189. OPERA
  190. A FISH CALLED WANDA
  191. THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO (1975)
  192. THE SORCERERS
  193. GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE
  194. THE WICKER MAN
  195. THE WITCHES aka THE DEVIL'S OWN
  196. SCREAM AND SCREAM AGAIN
  197. HORRORS OF THE BLACK MUSEUM
  198. SPARROWS CAN'T SING
  199. DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE BIKINI MACHINE
  200. THE DARK
  201. HALF LIGHT
  202. THE KENNEL MURDER CASE
  203. NANCY DREW, REPORTER
  204. BLONDE VENUS
  205. GANJA AND HESS
  206. STORMY WEATHER
  207. DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID
  208. GASLIGHT (1940)
  209. FROM THE SKY DOWN
  210. WHISTLING IN THE DARK
  211. WITHOUT LOVE
  212. THE GAY DIVORCEE
  213. TRIANGLE
  214. AND THE BAND PLAYED ON
  215. THE BLACK CAT (1941)
  216. HORROR ISLAND
  217. HELP!
  218. NORTH BY NORTHWEST
  219. MASTER AND COMMANDER:  THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD
  220. THE SUNSHINE BOYS
  221. THE COMMITMENTS
  222. CLOCKWISE
  223. AMADEUS
  224. ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD
  225. SNEAKERS
  226. SOMMARLEK  aka  SUMMER INTERLUDE
  227. THE SEVENTH SEAL
  228. AND SOON THE DARKNESS
  229. LET'S GO COLLEGIATE
  230. THE GREEN ARCHER aka DER GRUNE BOGENSCHUTZE
  231. ANATOMY OF A MURDER
  232. PHILADELPHIA
  233. LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD
  234. BLAISE PASCAL
  235. KEY LARGO
  236. 7 FACES OF DR. LAO
  237. CASABLANCA
  238. KRONOS
  239. THE BEACH GIRLS AND THE MONSTER
  240. CALLAN
  241. EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS
  242. THE SILENCERS
  243. THE THREE CABALLEROS
  244. INHERIT THE WIND
  245. THE LAST PLAY AT SHEA
  246. A PERSONAL JOURNEY WITH MARTIN SCORSESE THROUGH AMERICAN MOVIES
  247. THE FACE OF FU MANCHU
  248. THE DA VINCI CODE
  249. DR. WHO AND THE DALEKS
  250. DALEKS' INVASION EARTH 2150 A.D.
  251. MY DINNER WITH ANDRE
  252. THE FURIES
  253. SILVER LODE
  254. THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE
  255. CRIME WAVE
  256. DECOY
  257. IMITATION OF LIFE
  258. EXECUTIVE SUITE
  259. THE BIG KNIFE
  260. WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
  261. VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
  262. FANTASTIC VOYAGE
  263. WARNING FROM SPACE
  264. REBEL MUSIC:  THE BOB MARLEY STORY
  265. THE FOUNTAINHEAD
  266. SOME LIKE IT HOT
  267. LOLA MONTES
  268. HOT STUFF
  269. THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
  270. TWO ROOMS: CELEBRATING THE SONGS OF ELTON JOHN & BERNIE TAUPIN
  271. THE TEMPEST
  272. VIAGGIO IN ITALIA
  273. BRASSED OFF
  274. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
  275. THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO
  276. GOD SAID 'HA'!
  277. ELEGY OF A VOYAGE
  278. LOOKING FOR RICHARD
  279. THE GHOUL (1975)
  280. DESTROY ALL MONSTERS!
  281. SARABAND FOR DEAD LOVERS
  282. LUDWIG
  283. AKIRA KUROSAWA'S DREAMS
  284. THE LOVE LETTER
  285. CATCH-22
  286. STANDING IN THE SHADOWS OF MOTOWN
  287. RESPECT YOURSELF:  THE STAX RECORDS STORY
  288. THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH
  289. THE LOST BOYS
  290. STAND BY ME
  291. ABSENTIA
  292. DON'T LOOK NOW
  293. NIGHT WATCH
  294. THE VAMPIRE LOVERS
  295. THE WEREWOLF
  296. SESSION 9
  297. THE MUMMY'S TOMB
  298. VAMPIRE CIRCUS
  299. MAD LOVE
  300. THE TINGLER
  301. AMERICAN SPLENDOR
  302. THE UNINVITED
  303. ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE FOREVER
  304. THE BAND WAGON
  305. JACKIE BROWN
  306. GOSFORD PARK
  307. THE RULES OF THE GAME
  308. TWINS OF EVIL
  309. THE FLESH AND THE FURY:  X-POSING TWINS OF EVIL
  310. INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978)
  311. SO DARLING, SO DEADLY
  312. DEATH IS NIMBLE, DEATH IS QUICK
  313. CREATURE WITH THE BLUE HAND
  314. THE ITALIAN CONNECTION aka MANHUNT
  315. LUST FOR A VAMPIRE
  316. HEIMA
  317. THE MANITOU
  318. THE ORDER
  319. THE DOOR WITH SEVEN LOCKS
  320. THE SPRINKLER SPRINKLED aka WATERING THE GARDNER (1895)
  321. MONKEY BUSINESS (1931)
  322. M. HULOT'S HOLIDAY
  323. DER TIGER VON ESCHNAPUR
  324. DAS INDISCHE GRABMAL aka THE INDIAN TOMB
  325. THE CLASH:  WESTWAY TO THE WORLD
  326. DEAD SNOW
  327. SIDEWAYS
  328. THE ANNIVERSARY
  329. WHISTLING IN DIXIE
  330. HELL'S HINGES
  331. DECISION AT SUNDOWN
  332. ZOMBIELAND
  333. MST3K:  MERLIN'S SHOP OF MYSTICAL WONDERS
  334. THE AVENGER
  335. SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES
  336. JUDEX
  337. THAT'S THE WAY OF THE WORLD
  338. SEABISCUIT
  339. THE CLIENT
  340. THE NAKED JUNGLE
  341. J. EDGAR
  342. SABRINA (1995)
  343. OUT OF MIND:  THE STORIES OF H.P. LOVECRAFT
  344. DAGON
  345. THE SOCIAL NETWORK
  346. MAN WITH A MOVIE CAMERA
  347. LATE SPRING
  348. THE BLOOD OF A POET
  349. NOBODY'S FOOL
  350. ON GOLDEN POND
  351. STAR WARS
  352. THE GHOST BREAKERS
  353. MST3K:  EEGAH!
  354. THE WOMAN IN BLACK
  355. MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000:  THE MOVIE
  356. LE AMICHE
  357. WHISTLING IN BROOKLYN
  358. THE STRANGLER OF BLACKMOOR CASTLE
  359. THE CAT AND THE CANARY (1939)
  360. WHAT A CARVE UP
As it takes 360 degrees to turn around in a full circle (Hi Mia), it is with 360 films so far this year that I leave the list.  Fear not, fair cellar dwellers, the list will continue but not until the end of the year.  Sometime in December I will post a part two to this list and take up with movie #361.  Until then, happy viewing!  Watch a good movie today.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

THE IMMORTAL COUNT:  DRACULA ON MY SILVERY SCREEN. 

 Since Bram Stoker published his blockbuster novel in 1897, Count Dracula has been a permanent fixture in the world consciousness.  He's been a pez dispenser and a luscious comic book illustrated by the late great Gene Colan (above).  He's also been a protaganist in countless novels from Robert Lory's wonderful early 70's Dracula paperbacks to Fred Saberhagan's revisionist telling of Stoker's novel "THE DRACULA TAPES" to Kim Newman's superb "ANNO DRACULA".  And perhaps most prolifically, the king of the vampires has certainly lurked amongst the silver screen for much of cinema's history . . . despite his personal distaste for silver!  A recent, sudden taste for Dracula has resulted in three new acquisitions to my hoary vault of three old, dimly-remembered Dracula movies I've now finally gotten around to grasping on DVD:  the Jesus Franco "EL CONDE DRACULA" starring Christopher Lee, the Dan (DARK SHADOWS) Curtis TV version of DRACULA starring Jack Palance and the BBC-TV production of "COUNT DRACULA" starring Louis Jourdan.  All three of these I watched when I was a wee lad or else a teenager but never owned until now.  And this sudden Dracula surfeit has coaxed me into taking a look through my vault to determine just how many movies and telly programmes in my possession feature Count Dracula.  And it's quite a list! Eliminating archival footage in documentaries which come from films I already own in their entirety, these are the Dracula appearances that lie coffined in my video vault:
  • NOSFERATU (1922)  -  played by Max Schreck.  He may call himself Graf Orlok for copyright reasons but we all known this rat-fanged, pointy-eared baldy is really Count Dracula himself!  Florence Stoker's attempts to destroy all copies of F.W. Murnau's silent classic thankfully failed and we can watch this waking nightmare anytime we want.
  • DRACULA (1931)  -  played by Bela Lugosi.  The movie that saved the studio and ushered in the golden age of Universal horror.  Whatever your opinion of the film itself (I actually love it's dream-like somnolent quality), Lugosi's performance is epoch-making and every subsequent screen Dracula must be measured against it.  The phonetically-learned dialogue Bela speaks are like a favourite song to the ear.  Listen to Bela intone them.  That child of the night.  What music he makes!
  • DRACULA (1931)  -  played by Carlos Villarias.  The long-thought-lost Spanish version of the Lugosi film made at night on the same sets is in some ways superior to Tod Browning's version and in some ways inferior.  Villarias is no Lugosi.  But it's fascinating to compare the two film versions.
  • HOLLYWOOD ON PARADE (1933)  -  played by Bela Lugosi.  The delightful short subject in which Betty Boop (Mae Questel) is singing in a deserted movie studio and is accosted by a wax figure of Dracula come to life.  The priceless one liner delivered by Lugosi before he puts the bite on Betty's throat:  "You have booped your last boop!"
  • DRACULA'S DAUGHTER (1936)  -  Played by a wax dummy.  Universal's sequel to DRACULA was originally supposed to feature Bela Lugosi reprising the role; however, at the last minute this plan was axed and we have a wax dummy standing in for the actor as Gloria Holden performs the funeral rites/exorcism over her father's corpse.  No doubt the best scene in the film.
  • SON OF DRACULA (1943)  -  Played by Lon Chaney Jr.  Despite the film's title, Lon Chaney Jr. certainly plays the Count himself under the guise of the slightly over-fed Count Alucard.  Despite Lon's miscasting, this film is actually quite excellent; especially in the morbid performance of Louise Allbriton as the vampire-wannabe who makes good (or is that bad?).
  • HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1944)  -  Played by John Carradine.  The first of the real Universal monster rallies (FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN only had two monsters, natch).   This rather weak entry in the Universal canon contains the memorable scene of mad scientist Boris Karloff pulling the stake out of Dracula's skeleton causing him to reconstitute as John Carradine in top hat and tails.  Dracula sadly departs the film midway before he gets to romp with Frankenstein's Monster and the Wolf Man.  That pleasure would have to await the sequel.
  • HOUSE OF DRACULA  (1945)  -  Played by John Carradine.  Universal's second monster rally is better than the first IMHO.  John Carradine is back once again seeking a cure for vampirism (he says) but actually trolling for babes with talk of spectral music from the beyond.  The Count can't help himself as he backs up his own vampire blood back into the tube to contaminate Onslow Stevens who is trying to help him become cured.  Oh, that wily Count!  You just can't trust 'im!
  • ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948)  -  Played by Bela Lugosi.  The swan song of Universal monsters as a comedy may first seem ignominious but in fact is a fine way to bow out gracefully.  The A&C comedy is funny and the monsters are treated with respect and scary dignity!  A classic in every way and a lovely coda to the golden age of Universal horror.
  • DRAKULA ISTANBUL'DA (1953) -  Played by Atif Kaptan.  The first sound film to feature a Dracula with fangs.  This quite early Turkish film is actually fairly dull throughout but features a scene here and there well-worth seeing.  Unfortunately, my copy is from a snowy television broadcast on Turkish TV and is barely viewable!  English title:  DRACULA IN ISTANBUL.
  • THE REVENGE OF DRACULA (1958)  -  Played by Donald F. Glut.  When author Donald F. Glut (creator of one of my favourite horror comic books THE OCCULT FILES OF DR. SPEKTOR) was a teenager he made this amateur home movie in which he played the king of the vampires.  A true celebration of what it meant to be a "monster kid" whose parents gave him a movie camera.
  • THE RETURN OF DRACULA (1958)  -  Played by Francis Lederer.  What would happen if Universal's SON OF DRACULA and Hitchcock's SHADOW OF A DOUBT had a baby?  THE RETURN OF DRACULA, that's what.  The count assumes the identity of a milk-fed American family's European cousin and moves into their white picket fence-enclosed home.  Not much fireworks but a solid, enjoyable little B&W film.  The fireworks would have to await a little British company on Wardour Street...
  • HORROR OF DRACULA (1958)  -  Played by Christopher Lee.  Is this my favourite Dracula movie?  Most probably.  Is Sir Christopher my favourite Dracula?  Very probably.  Terence Fisher's nearly flawless (very loose) adaptation of Stoker's novel done the Hammer Horror way!  After the phenomenol success of CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN, Hammer hit their creative peak with this film.  Hopefully my British cousins will forgive my using the American title for "DRACULA" but I prefer it (unlike MOST American re-titlings). 
  • HOUSE ON BARE MOUNTAIN (1962)  -  played by Jeffrey Smithers.  The first appearance in my vault of the King of the Vampires in a nudie cutie!
  • DOCTOR WHO:  JOURNEY INTO TERROR (1965)  -  Played by Malcolm Rogers.  During the William Hartnell era storyline known as "THE SEARCH", The Doctor and his companions are being chased through time and space by the evil Daleks; they end up in a spooky old castle where they encounter the Frankenstein Monster and Count Dracula.  Or do they?
  • DRACULA, PRINCE OF DARKNESS  (1966)  -  Played by Christopher Lee.  After the Sir Chris-less sequel BRIDES OF DRACULA, Lee returns to his rightful place as the Count in this rather good Hammer Horror in which the Count battles Andrew Keir's fighting monk Father Sandor instead of the missing Peter Cushing as Van Helsing.  This film still has the magic!
  • BILLY THE KID VS. DRACULA (1966)  -  Played by John Carradine.  This one definitely does NOT have the magic.  Ultra low budget goof fest featuring Carradine's return to the Dracula role somehow ending up in the Old West.  I'd call this a priceless bit of camp but the price is obviously fixed at $1.98!
  • MAD MONSTER PARTY? (1967)  -  Played by Allen Swift.  At least that's what imdb says but I always thought it was voiced by Paul Frees!  Anyway, the folks at Rankin-Bass who gave us those timeless Christmas classics ventured into Halloween territory with this wonderful feature-length claymation movie featuring the summit of all monsters presided over by King Boris Karloff voicing his own doppleganger puppet!
  • ZINDA LAASH (1967)  -  Played by Rehan.  This rather overlong film from Pakistan is nevertheless quite interesting.  English titles are the rather literal DRACULA IN PAKISTAN or else THE LIVING CORPSE (the title of the print I own).  This B&W epic not only has the undead vampire but also dancing!
  • DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE (1968)  -  Played by Christopher Lee.  Hammer's still doing a pretty good job with the Dracula movies even though a perceptible decline can be detected.  Still very worthwhile.  But still no Peter Cushing!
  • MYSTERY AND IMAGINATION:  DRACULA (1968)  -  Played by Denholm Elliot.  Yeah, I know.  Who'da thunk it?!?  However, Elliot does a fine job playing against type and his sunglasses are fabulous!  This TV production of the British horror series has some quite racy vampire bride romping and some rather impressive ghastly special effects for the time.
  • SANTO EN EL TESORO DE DRACULA (1969)  -  Played by Aldo Monti.  Still in black and white at this late date, SANTO IN THE TREASURE OF DRACULA finds the famed Mexican masked wrestler and fighter of evil monsters travelling back in time to encounter the vampire count himself.  Another fun entry in the Santo series.
  • MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS:  YOU'RE NO FUN ANYMORE (1969)  -  Played by Graham Chapman.  Unbelievable as it may seem, the king of the vampires once appeared in an episode of Python.  It was only a blackout of about 5 seconds or so in length.  Graham Chapman attempts to put the bite on a nubile young lady when his fangs fall out of his mouth into her cleavage and the girl delivers the punch line:  "You're no fun anymore" - a running gag throughout the episode.  Horror motifs were practically non-existent in Python so this is a rare treat.
  • THE MAGIC CHRISTIAN (1969)  -  Played by Christopher Lee.  Hammer's reigning Dracula makes a brief cameo in this anarchic comedy.  During a delirious, trippy scene Lee appears in full Dracula regalia offering a toast to the POV camera thanking us for joining his little party.
  • LOS MONSTRUOS DEL TERROR (1970)  -  Played by Manuel de Blas.  Not very good Spanish monster rally starring an aging Michael Rennie.  Also goes by the name ASSIGNMENT: TERROR or DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN (one of many films that go by that title).
  • EL CONDE DRACULA (1970)  -  Played by Christopher Lee.  Still spoken of very highly by Christopher Lee himself, this Jesus Franco film was meant to be the most faithful filming of Stoker's original novel.  It's certainly not; even if Lee looks more like Dracula's physical description than at any other time.  Klaus Kinsi naturally burns up the screen.  English title:  COUNT DRACULA.
  • TASTE THE BLOOD OF DRACULA (1970)  -  Played by Christopher Lee.  Back in Hammer country, Lee appears once again as the Count but is becoming more and more a bystander in his own movie.  Hammer's new "flavour of the month" Ralph Bates has much more to do (and does it extremely well) as the demonic instigator of wayward gentlemen.
  • SCARS OF DRACULA (1970) - Played by Christopher Lee. Undoubtedly the nadir of Hammer's Dracula series, this one has practically nothing to recommend it. Not even Doctor Who can save it; Patrick Troughton, that is.
  • NIGHT GALLERY: THE DEVIL IS NOT MOCKED (1971) - Played by Francis Lederer. One of several segment in a single episode, this one features Lederer reprising the role of Dracula he played in 1958's THE RETURN OF DRACULA. This one is the old saw of the Nazis going up against the king of the vampires. Not much of a surprise here (we're not supposed to know Lederer is playing Dracula until the big "twist" ending).
  • NIGHT GALLERY: A MATTER OF SEMANTICS (1971) - Played by Cesar Romero. Fittingly, television's Joker plays this unfunny funny blackout sketch favoured by the show's producer Jack Laird. He was the only one who found them funny. Dracula makes a withdrawal from a blood bank. OK, you can start laughing now.
  • DRACULA A.D. 1972 (1972) - Played by Christopher Lee. This much maligned updating of Hammer's now-anemic Dracula series brings the Count into the present day (1972) and does it very well, I think. This is actually my second favourite Hammer Dracula film after HORROR OF DRACULA. I think the thing that sunk this film is many viewers' eyes is the opening post-credits scene featuring the ghastly hippy-dippy rock band; if you skip completely over this scene (which adds absolutely nothing to the plot and will never be missed), I think you will find a very good Dracula film. Cushing is back once again as Van Helsing's descendant, Stephanie Beacham and Caroline Munro shine on through and the film is a total winner . . . as long as you skip THAT scene!!!
  • BLACULA (1972) - Played by Charles Macaulay. Another film which has a bad reputation but is actually quite a fine vampire movie. Dracula himself only appears at the beginning (rather poorly played by Macaulay, I'm afraid) as Prince Mamuwalde and his bride go to see the Count in his castle. Sadly, Drac imprisons Mamuwalde for eternity and curses him with the name "Blacula"; obviously foreseeing his eventual release in the early 70s just in time for the blaxploitation boom and thinking this new name might get him some work. It did. Shakespearean actor William Marshall is regal and powerful and this is a terrific film that plays it straight.
  • DRACULA CONTRA FRANKENSTEIN (1972) - Played by Howard Vernon. Another of those grade-Z movies known as "DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN", this one features a somnambulent performace by Howard Vernon. And you too will be comatose when watching this stinker!
  • THE MAD, MAD, MAD MONSTERS (1972) - Played by Allen Swift. This sorta sequel to Rankin-Bass's MAD MONSTER PARTY? is animated in cartoon fashion as opposed to the claymation of the original. Much inferior to the aforementioned feature, this cartoon was originally aired on "The ABC Saturday Superstar Movie" and I actually remember watching it as a child on the TV in my father's camper!
  • SANTO Y BLUE DEMON VS. DRACULA Y EL HOMBRE LOBO (1973) - Played by Aldo Monti. This latest installment of the Mexican wrestler/monster fighter Santo's movie series (in colour this time) finds Monti once again reprising his role as the Count. Why? I dunno because he's not terribly good at it. However, two masked wrestler battling Dracula and the Wolf Man is not to be sneezed at. ESPECIALLY if you're wearing a full-face Mexican wrestler's mask. Yucchhhhhhh. Need a hanky???
  • THE SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA (1973) - Played by Christopher Lee. Sir Chris' swan song as Hammer's Count Dracula, we're once again in modern-day (1973) London as motorcycle gangs race around, Joanna Lumley replaces Stephanie Beacham as Van Helsing's granddaughter and Peter Cushing searches for an enigmatic, reclusive millionaire named D.D. Denham (guess who!). Dracula seems to be suicidal in this one and I wonder if he realizes it. I mean, if he eliminates all human life on earth by unleashing a deadly plague, what's he gonna do for dinner??? Not as good as DRACULA A.D. 1972 but still eminently watchable.
  • DRACULA (1974) - played by Jack Palance. There's just something that looks so right about Palance as Dracula; his Saturnine, satyr face makes one really believe he's the ancient Vlad Tepes come to life. Also, he's the most "Gene Colanesque" looking of any actor whose ever played Dracula. That's gotta count for something, right? This one was brought to our telly screens by Dan Curtis of DARK SHADOWS fame.
  • EL GRAN AMOR DEL CONDE DRACULA (1974) - played by Paul Naschy. Spain's horror icon takes time out from playing his beloved werewolf character to assay the vampire Count in this rather lush film which finds Dracula crushing on a bevy of beauties. English title is the rather appropriate "COUNT DRACULA'S GREAT LOVE".
  • LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES (1974) - Played by John Forbes-Robertson/David de Keyser/Shen Chan. Coming at the fag-end of Hammer's productivity as a world-beating movie-making entity, the house of horror enters into a co-production with the Shaw Brothers combining Hammer Horror with the then white-hot genre of kung fu movies. Forbes-Robertson actually bears more than a passing resemblence to Christopher Lee when dolled up in his full Dracula gear; however Dracula himself appears in three separate guises. The film benefits greatly from the presence of Peter Cushing as Van Helsing for the final time.
  • IN SEARCH OF DRACULA (1975) - played by Christopher Lee. Just when you thought you saw the last of Christopher Lee's Dracula, out pops this documentary film originally entitled "VEM VAR DRACULA?" which is actually quite splendid. Lee narrates as well as appearing both in the traditional Hammer Dracula cape and fangs as well as portraying the historical Vlad Tepes. All aspects of Dracula and vampire lore are covered in this thoroughly enjoyable documentary I originally saw on a Saturday afternoon in the early 80s on Atlanta's Super Station after a showing of HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS. Bliss for this teenaged monster fan!
  • THE ELECTRIC COMPANY (1977) - played by Morgan Freeman. Believe it or not, many episodes of this children's educational programme on PBS featured a pre-fame Morgan Freeman appearing multiple times as Count Dracula!
  • COUNT DRACULA (1977) - played by Louis Jourdan. This BBC-TV two-parter is one I remember watching shortly after it was made; it was broadcast on our local PBS station Channel 12 and I remember squinting to watch it on my little portable black and white television (quite a few scenes are very dark and hard to see on a postage stamp-sized B&W telly, folks)! Quite sombre and sedate; nevertheless I don't find it boring at all despite it's length. Jourdan as Dracula is quite impressive once or twice.
  • LOVE AT FIRST BITE (1979) - played by George Hamilton. I actually saw this in the movie theatre when it first came out! Then I got the "Fotonovel" of the film (if you don't know what a fotonovel is, google it. . .hopefully you'll find something). This is actually a first rate horror comedy with wonderful support from Susan St. James, Arte Johnson and Richard Benjamin. And the casting of uber-tanned Hamilton as the pasty vampire count is priceless!
  • DRACULA (1979) - played by Frank Langella. I resisted seeing this movie because I didn't think I'd like it. Too much romance and not enough horror. Well, that's certainly how I felt when I caught it circa 1981 on HBO. However, decades later I watched it again and it ain't half bad. No great shakes, of course, but acceptable. Give it a shot if you've been avoiding it. Langella is always terrific and Olivier hams it up a treat. Then, of course, it has the exquisite Kate Nelligan (now sadly largely forgotten) who was the tragic Mercedes in my favourite TV production of THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO.
  • THE MONSTER SQUAD (1987) - played by Duncan Regehr. Terrific 80's kids flick with monsters which asks the age-old question: Does the Wolf Man have nards??? Quite a loving tribute to those old monsters we all love.
  • BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992) - played by Gary Oldman. In no shape or form Bram Stoker's DRACULA but more like Francis Ford Coppola's DRACULA. Incredibly campy but with ravishing visuals and knowing silent film homages, this Baroque confection has to be seen to be believed. Quite a lot of style but I'm not sure about the substance. But seriously . . . Keanu Reeves?????!!!!!!
  • ANIMANIACS: DRACULEE, DRACLAA/FRANKEN-RUNT (1993) - played by Dan Castellaneta. Halloween episode from the first season of the cartoon series. You've got Dracula. You've got the Warner brothers and their sister Dot. What's not to love?
  • THE CREEPS (1997) - played by Phil Fondacaro. Full Moon Video was great, wasn't it??? In the early 90's these direct-to-video horror films kept me going to Blockbuster for years! And here we have them at their canniest: let's make a movie with the classic film monsters Frankenstein's Monster, Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Mummy . . . but played by "little people". Ah yes, a mad doctor conjures them up with a machine which poops out and creates the monsters at . . . well, slightly LESS than usual size. Dracula's stunned query that he remembers being slightly taller is a gem!
  • DRACULA (2006) - played by Marc Warren. Yet another BBC-TV adaptation of Bram Stoker's novel; this time for the 21st century. I'm still not really sure how I feel about this one.
  • SUPERNATURAL: MONSTER MOVIES (2008) - played by Todd Stashwick. In this episode of the continuing spooky adventures of the Winchester brothers, a shapeshifter who has a penchant for impersonating classic movie monsters gives Dean & Sam more than they bargained for.
  • THE SUPER HERO SQUAD SHOW: THIS MAN-THING, THIS MONSTER (2011) - played by David Boat. In this episode of Marvel's super-hero cartoon, Iron Man finds himself plopped into another dimensional world where horror/supernatural characters flourish. Shellhead teams up with Marvel Comics' horror characters Man-Thing and Werewolf By Night in order to thwart the evil Count Dracula.
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    And that, my fiends, is that . . . so far. Of course, I hope (and anticipate) there will be many more Dracula additions to my vapid vault of video before too many more sunsets go by. If only they'd put Mark Gatiss' HISTORY OF HORROR series on dvd (which they probably never will sadly enough), I could list horror film scholar Jonathan Rigby's turn as Dracula too! Ah well, while one is lying in a coffin with a layer of earth from the Carpathians, one can dream, can't one???

Saturday, June 02, 2012

AND NOW . . . COMFORT RADIO. 
In times of stress and upset (which is occurring right at this very moment in time), I usually veer towards comfortable viewing of movies and TV programmes which I fit into like an old glove; the telly version I mentioned in a post not that long ago.  However, in this particular time of trial, I have recently found myself immersed in that peculiar British radio institution of the BBC known as "DESERT ISLAND DISCS".  While not a newcomer to the programme, I have only recently dug seriously into the archives and listened to dozens and dozens of them.  First broadcast over BBC radio on January 29, 1942, DESERT ISLAND DISCS was the brainchild of Roy Plomley who hosted the show until his death in 1985.  Each programme would feature a celebrity guest or "castaway" who would be marooned on a desert island and would have to choose 8 records to take with them; the castaway would also be asked to choose one book to take along (the Bible and the Complete Works of Shakespeare would be provided for them on the island as well) and one luxury item.  Each broadcast would last around 30-40 minutes during which the castaway would be interviewed about his or her life story while interspersing excerpts from their 8 musical choices along with explanations as to why each selection was chosen.  Also at the end of the programme, the castaway would be asked which selection means the most to them if they had to save only one.  Always an interesting programme, DESERT ISLAND DISCS has become something of a compulsion with me during the last week or so.  There is just something soooooooo soothing about that "light classical" music at the opening of the programme (Eric Coates' "By the Sleepy Lagoon") layered with the sound of seagulls.  I don't know when the show is broadcast in the UK but it's got a completely "Sunday afternoon" vibe to it as far as I'm concerned.  After Plomley's death, legendary TV interviewer Michael Parkinson hosted from 1985-1988, followed by Sue Lawley (from 1988-2006) -- Lawley even had a cameo on an episode of ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS in which Edina Monsoon (Jennifer Saunders) was her guest and Edina chose 8 Lulu songs!  However, my favourite host of all is the current one:  Kirsty Young not only has the most soothing-sounding voice but also is the most sympatico interviewer, I think.  Some of the castaways' choices are quite predictable (Christopher Lee's "all opera" selections or TOP GEAR's Jeremy Clarkson choosing 70's rock with the Who, Pink Floyd and Bob Seger) while some others are quite surprising (Michael Caine's fondness for disco dance music or Helen Mirren complacently announcing "Pass the Dutchie").  Then again some episodes are downright gob-smacking i.e. Jeffrey Bernard's very "near-the-bone" rawness or opera singer Elisabeth Schwarzkopf's legendary choosing of 8 of her own recordings!  And as for the most requested piece of music in the entire history of the show?  I have it on good authority it's Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the 9th Symphony.  All I know is DESERT ISLAND DISCS is a fascinating listen, always interesting and spectacularly soothing to yours truly's frazzled nerves.  

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And as for my own selections?  Should I be chosen as a castaway on the next episode of DESERT ISLAND DISCS, I should probably choose to take these 8 discs with me:  1.  George Gershwin's RHAPSODY IN BLUE conducted by Leonard Bernstein, 2. Arvo Part's MAGNIFICAT,  3. GHOST LOVE SCORE (LIVE AT WACKEN 2013) by Nightwish,  4. Antonio Vivaldi's SPOSA SON DISPREZZATA by Cecilia Bartoli,  5. VON (LIVE) by Sigur Ros,  6.  EAST OF THE SUN (WEST OF THE MOON) by Sarah Vaughan, 7. WEST END BLUES by Louis Armstrong and 8. A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA by Frank Zappa.  The book I would take with me would probably be Alexandre Dumas' COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO and my luxury item would most likely be a huge four-poster bed with many pillows and comfy bedding.   

Sunday, May 06, 2012

THE SMALLEST SHOW ON EARTH (1957)

NO LONG-LOST COMEDY MASTERPIECE, "THE SMALLEST SHOW ON EARTH" is nevertheless a gentle little comedy which film buffs will have a lot of time for.  Here we're talking about a broken-down old fleapit of a movie house which is willed to struggling novelist Matt Spenser (Bill Travers) by his unknown late Uncle Simon.  Matt and his wife Jean (Virginia McKenna) travel to Sloughborough where they first mistake a thriving huge modern cinema as their inheritance.  Sadly for them, they are soon set straight by their solicitor who shows them the dilapidated old Bijou Kinema which is shaken to its very roots every time the adjacent railroad tracks convey a booming locomotive past the theatre.  Inside we find the patented "eccentric" characters:  Mrs. Fazackalee (Margaret Rutherford) who sells the tickets, Old Tom (Bernard Miles) the doorman and Mr. Quill (Peter Sellers) the drunken projectionist.  All three are old duffers who have been with the place as long as the crumbling plaster but not quite as long as the most recent colony of rats!  The owner of the huge Grand Cinema nearby Mr. Hardcastle (Francis De Wolff) wants to buy the Bijou to expand his operation but he's only offering 750 pounds.  So much for the Spensers' dreams of vacations to Samarkand.  Hardcastle knows the couple don't want a theatre so he won't budge on the price.  This leaves Matt and Jean no other choice but to repair the Bijou and try to make a going concern of it.  This they do with the usual comedy hijinx ensuing. 

Far from a laugh riot, "THE SMALLEST SHOW ON EARTH" (absurdly retitled once again in the states as "BIG TIME OPERATORS" or some such nonsense) succeeds first and foremost on the performances of the actors.  McKenna and Travers are just incredibly likeable and have a nice. . .dare I say it?. . .sexual spark together and a lovely working chemistry.  Their chemistry is such that they were even re-teamed as husband and wife in 1966 for "BORN FREE"!  Here Matt and Jean are hard-working and thoughtful to those in their employ.  We're rooting for them to make a go of the theatre.  Bernard Miles as the elderly Tom is a little too much to take with the "lovable old duffer" acting lain on a bit thick but Margaret Rutherford and Peter Sellers are fine (if not exemplary); one wishes they had all been given more to do comedically.  This perhaps spotlights some problems with the script by William Rose and John Eldridge in that the comedy elements are kept "gentle" instead of going for it like the roughly contemporary Ealing comedies would've done; this is a British Lion release.  There are also several plot points left curiously unresolved and forgotten including the sudden pregnancy of the unmarried ice cream girl (with her irate father played nicely by Sid James in a cameo).  The major comedy set pieces in the film are mostly on view in the middle section of the film in which the expected trials and tribulations of trying to show films on antiquated projectors follow their rather too-predictible course.  One can easily predict each projector malfunction before it happens.  Having said this, there is still something rather nice about this film owing probably from the immense good will a film buff will give the subject as well as the winning performances of the cast.  A very funny touch, however, is when the non-air-conditioned Bijou keeps booking Westerns taking place in desert locations in order to boost the ice cream and soft drink sales; titles of the fictional Westerns shown in the film include "Devil Riders of Parched Point"(my favourite) as well as "Killer Riders of Wyoming" and "The Mystery of Hell Valley".  Actual scenes were shot for these fictional movies and they're projected on screen often.  Another very touching scene occurs when Matt and Jean return to the empty theatre to hear piano music.  Inside they discover an old silent film being run (a REAL film clip from "Comin' Through the Rye" this time) while Margaret Rutherford plays piano accompaniment and a tearful Peter Sellers explains that they watch these old films to bring back the good days long past.  The emotional heart of the movie and sadly one wants to tell them to hold on until revival movie houses come into vogue because they'd have an audience lined up to see these old movies.  But alas, the old duffers were ahead of their time with that idea.  The great Basil Dearden brings a lot of talent to the direction of the film and the film's immense watchability owes a great debt to him without a doubt.  Vastly under-rated these days, Dearden was a wonderful director and helmed some favourites including the classic 1960 caper film THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN.   Quiet, likeable and entertaining:  THE SMALLEST SHOW ON EARTH is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.  And it certainly goes without saying it's a damn sight more entertaining than AVATAR as well. 

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

RICH AND STRANGE (1931)

RICH AND STRANGE (1931) is only Alfred Hitchcock's third talkie and is certainly not what you would expect from the future "master of suspense".  Also known by the ridiculous alternate title "EAST OF SHANGHAI" (which means practically nothing as far as this picture goes), RICH AND STRANGE is something of a cross between a romantic comedy and a social satire.  Fred and Emily Hill are a working-class married couple who are fed up with the boring routine of life.  A rich relative suddenly gifts them an early inheritance so they could travel the world and live it up whoopdeedoo!  The Hills think they've got it made and head off to Paris and a world cruise.  Things start off delightfully as Fred and Emily have a splendid time but slowly the life of the rich begins to put a strain on their marriage.  Fred encounters an exotic Princess aboard ship while Emily finds the all-too-willing shoulder of Commander Gordon.  Soon both spouses are carrying on separate lives with their lovers and on the verge of breaking up.  Then things REALLY start to go haywire!

             RICH AND STRANGE derives it's title from a line from Shakespeare's THE TEMPEST:  "Nothing of him that doth fade/But doth suffer a sea change/into something rich and strange".  Odd as it is to find Hitchcock directing a comedy, this film shows the director's definite flair; the film is joyfully silly when required and also bitingly witty when needed.  And it's a damn sight funnier than that dog "MR. & MRS. SMITH"!  I found myself thoroughly enjoying RICH AND STRANGE to my somewhat surprise.  This is indeed a very early British talkie and this can be seen in many scenes which seem to be shot silently with sound and dialogue dubbed in later.  Also, Hitchcock uses title cards and many other typically "silent film" shots in a deliberate way almost as if to imply this is something of a fable.  The stylistic choices really work here, though.  The film sometimes has an off-kilter feel which mirrors the on-screen characters feeling "somewhat at sea" in more ways than one.  In fact, this is a very stylised picture and shows the creativity Hitchcock would bring to his later, more famous film work.  RICH AND STRANGE also has an unusual and rare co-writing credit by Hitchcock (who co-scripted with his wife Alma) and the film is very likely the director's most autobiographical film.  Hitchcock has said as much in that the film was based on their own honeymoon.  The leading male character name of Fred could very well be short for "Alfred".  The film stars practically unknown Henry Kendall (who would appear in the 1933 "THE SHADOW") and Joan Barry (whose sparse film work includes the uncredited voice for Anny Ondra in Hitchcock's first talkie "BLACKMAIL") and both actors have a wonderful chemistry together.  The viewer is genuinely interested in them after a very short amount of screen time has gone by; they are likeable and relatable.  The Princess is slinkily played by Betty Amman (whom I've only seen in the 1939 "NANCY DREW, REPORTER") and Commander Gordon is played earnestly and imperiously by Percy Marmont (whom Hitch would use again in 1936 for "SECRET AGENT").  One might be tempted to let a non-suspense early Hitchcock pass by without a peek but I would insist this film deserves a viewing.  Hitchcock himself was extremely (and justly) fond of this film.  In his famous series of interviews with Francois Truffaut, the director mused:  "I liked the picture, it should have been more successful". 

Monday, April 23, 2012

ONE WAY PASSAGE (1932)



ONE WAY PASSAGE (1932) PROVES THE OLD ADAGE THAT LOVE IS BETTER OVER A PARADISE COCKTAIL WITH DEATH HANGING OVER YOUR HEADS.
  Well, maybe there isn't any adage that says such a thing but, after seeing this movie, I'm coining one.  This is what can only be termed a "tearjerker" or a "weepy" in much the same vein as that "AFFAIR TO REMEMBER" that everyone's always mooning about.  However, ONE WAY PASSAGE isn't as sloppy or as overwrought as the later film.  In fact, ONE WAY PASSAGE is fairly sober and unmelodramatic considering its themes.  Joan (the ravishing Kay Francis ... or the wavishing Kay Fwancis as her nickname usually referred to her lisp) meets Dan (William Powell) when she upsets his Paradise cocktail.  Sparks immediately fly and they begin a shipboard romance as their vessel sails to San Francisco by way of Honolulu.  Joan and Dan seem perfect for each other as their romance heats up.  Sadly, there's a snag.  Well, two snags.  And rather substantial ones.  Dan is a convicted murderer who is being conveyed to prison by policeman Steve (Warren Hymer) to be executed.  And Joan doesn't have an idea.  Of course, Dan's not the only one with a secret.  Joan is dying with a terminal (and unspecified) disease and may kick off at any moment.  Naturally, Dan has no inkling of this either.  So both lovers go through the movie withholding this vital information from the other in order to spare them heartache.  Of course, this only GUARANTEES heartache aplenty.  Also along for the (boat)ride are petty thief Skippy (Frank McHugh) and con woman Barrel House Betty (Aline MacMahon) who is masquerading as a Countess in order to fleece some rich passenger.  Naturally, Betty and Skippy both know Dan and do their best to help him shake Steve the Cop and jump ship; they also aid in the matchmaking department as far as Dan and Joan's romance is concerned.  While we are told in no uncertain terms that Dan is a convicted murderer, no excuses are made by the screenplay (that it was self-defense or he's actually wrongly accused or it was an accident etc.). 

 No, we are simply informed that he is a convicted murderer and that's that; but hey he's charming William Powell so we've gotta love him, right?   And Kay Francis is at the top of her career here in the same year she made TROUBLE IN PARADISE for Ernst Lubitsch.  Frank McHugh and Aline MacMahon are both splendid as lovable rogues and even hard-boiled Warren Hymer (seen in DESTRY RIDES AGAIN) manages to inject some humanity into his cop role as he falls for Betty himself and also begins to sympathize with Dan's plight.  Director Tay Garnett (perhaps best known for his film noir classic THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE) does a fine job helming this brief film (only slightly longer than one hour) and doesn't waste a minute of screen time.  The sparkling screenplay by Wilson Mizner and Joseph Jackson shines like the frequent martini glasses populating the film and the story won an Academy Award for the film.  The Hollywood Production Code hasn't taken effect yet so we get some nicely saucy moments as when Betty manages to steal the bullets from Steve's gun.  When Skippy asks her how she did it, the camera pans over to some of Steve's discarded clothes on Betty's stateroom chair.  Ooo La La!  Also, the film doesn't tack on some lighthearted Hollywood ending; however, the film does end beautifully despite the downbeat nature of a pair of doomed lovers.  ONE WAY PASSAGE is one of those films which has fallen by the wayside over the years but it is thankfully now available from the Warner Archives "made-on-demand" DVD service.  This is one every film fan should seek out.
THE THREE INVESTIGATORS IN THE SECRET OF SKELETON ISLAND is the first in the new series of German-made films adapting the classic "young adult" mystery novels written (mostly) by Robert Arthur.  For those unfamiliar with the "Three Investigators" books, take a look at the link over on the right hand column which takes you to the 3 Investigators site.  Now, for those of us who were absolutely thrilled to hear that the Germans (who oddly love the Three Investigators books with a disproportionate popularity similar to their fascination with Edgar Wallace krimis) got the go-ahead to make a series of live-action 3 Investigators movies, we have also been told in no uncertain terms what a disappointment this first film in the series was particularly.  Oddly, the second film adapts the actual first book in the series:  THE SECRET OF TERROR CASTLE whereas the first film in the series adapts a later book.  And while TERROR CASTLE has much of the spookiness we 3 Investigators fans love, SKELETON ISLAND has almost none.  This caused an almost inescapable sense of vague disappointment before the movies were actually made.  However, as I always say, I don't just a film for what it's not but for what it is.  And what SKELETON ISLAND is is no classic; however it's nowhere near as bad as the doomsayers spaketh.  In fact, it does a fairly OK job of introducing us to the three investigators themselves:  Jupiter Jones, Pete Crenshaw and Bob Andrews -- although it does spend hardly any time establishing their junk yard-hidden HQ with its beloved secret tunnels we love so well from the novels.  I also was fairly vocal in the past about a slight miscasting of the young actors playing the boys; particularly Bob Andrews who is nothing like his description in the book.  Having said that, after having seen the three young actors in the movie I can say that they actually did a nice job and I totally "bought" them as the 3 Investigators for the silver screen.  While SKELETON ISLAND is not a book I would've chosen to adapt (ESPECIALLY for the inaugural film in the series), the film itself is an adequate mystery-thriller which, while no great shakes, still manages to be entertaining.  The location footage looks top notch if slightly incongruous.  All in all, SKELETON ISLAND is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.  However, the REAL 3 Investigators movie I want to see is STILL not available in this country as yet; lets hope Buena Vista sees fit to finally release it in the States so we can get a look at perhaps a much better filmic representation of the books we hold so close to our hearts.

Friday, April 20, 2012

EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A LITTLE FIN FANG FOOM IN IT! Just as it is my contention that every movie is better if it has a monkey in it, I also believe that every movie or TV show or comic book is better if Fin Fang Foom is in it. To that end, we're focusing on our favourite Marvel monster. Created by Jack Kirby and Stan Lee in the days before the "Marvel Age of Heroes" when the comic book company was mainly doing monster comix, Fin Fang Foom first appeared in Strange Tales # 89 (October 1961) with essentially no back story; he was just assumed to be a dragon from Chinese mythology with a bad attitude and some cute lil boxer shorts. Years later, it was revealed that Fin Fang Foom was actually an alien from Kakaranathara who arrived on Earth with several of his race in ancient China. Fin Fang Foom's buddies plopped him in a catatonic state as a backup plan in case their plans to conquer the world fell through. They did and Fin snoozes until awakened by a Chinese teenager who attempted to use the alien dragon to destroy the Communist Party. Fin Fang Foom would later by snapped up by the Collector for his alien zoo, busted out by the Mole Man and dumped by the Fantastic Four on "Monster Island" with a bunch of other assorted rampaging monsters on the loose. He would also have some fun over the years battling with Iron Man. In celebration of our favourite Kakaranatharan dragon dude, here are some wonderful covers featuring Fin Fang Foom.
And don't miss the video posted below which shows us the untold story of Fin Fang Foom's knock-down, drag-out bout with the Incredible Hulk. Tastiness!