Friday, November 30, 2007

OH YEAH AND BEFORE WE GET TOO FAR INTO THE HOLIDAY SEASON. . .
I just wanted to announce that, due to the fact that my finances at the moment are about to crawl under a duck, I will not be able to buy Christmas presents for everyone I'd like to this year. So be warned! Don't be buyin' me a present. After all, think about it . . . you REALLY don't like me that much ANYWAY. But. If you STILL insist on getting me a present, all you are likely to receive in return from me is a wet, sloppy kiss. OK, maybe a little tongue but that's it! After all, Christmas isn't really about getting gifts anyway, is it. It's about all the FOOD!

5 comments:

Cheekies said...

You cheap fuck!



And I mean that in a good way!

Fink Master Flash said...

after the kiss he gives me WITH tongue, he will be a cheap fuck. hmph!
i can taste him already, just soaking it in baby. . .

Cerpts said...

Sometimes a yule log is just a yule log.

Cheekies said...

And sometimes that lump ain't made of coal bitch

Cerpts said...

What? Do you have to go poop???