THE WICKER MAN!Citizen Kane of horror movies. Where's the kid? Where's the kid. Officer Edward Woodward will find out. Evil eye boat! Summerisle Summerisle Summerisle. How's your apples this year? Naughty pagans. Animal masks. Naked Britt Ekland doing the shimmy. Or actually naked Britt Ekland's body double. Hey, there's Ingrid Pitt! Where's the picture? There's no girl in that grave. Parthenogenesis. Christopher Lee has a bouffant! It's not wise to jump over campfires with your clothes on. Shocks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent. Sgt. Howie's dressed as Punch. Is that big thing from Pier 1 Imports? Fire! Hey, there's a twist ending.