The Land of Cerpts and Honey

Sunday, August 27, 2006

WOULD YOU TRUST THIS ELEPHANT?!?

3 comments:

Cheeks DaBelly said...: Trust it with what?; 7:39 PM
Anonymous said...: Not with any pudding, that's for sure.; 9:19 AM
Cerpts said...: Why isn't that friggin' thing orange?!?!?!?!?; 5:48 PM

HERE'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WATCHING RECENTLY

Bill Bailey: Qualmpeddler (2013)
A Haunting in Venice (2023)
White Lightning (1973)
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)
All Through the House (2015)
A Cadaver Christmas (2011)
The Children (2008)
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
Mother Goose in Swingtime (1939)
Penny and the Pownall Case (1948)
A Very English Scandal (2018)
Pursuit to Algiers (1945)
Canned Harmony (1912)
Algie, the Miner (1912)
Miss Marple: The Body in the Library (1984)
Sly Pirates (1986)
A Christmas Story Christmas (2022)
The Great Toy Robbery (1963)
Bill Bailey: Larks in Transit (2021)
Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra (2009)
To End All War: Oppenheimer & the Atomic Bomb (2023)
Orders To Kill (1958)
The Ticket of Leave Man (1937)
Justice League X RWBY: Superheroes & Huntsmen Part 2 (2023)
The Langoliers (1995)
Oppenheimer (2023)
The Scarlet Letter (1934)
Miss Marple: The Moving Finger (1985)
Miss Marple: Murder at the Vicarage (1986)
The New Deal Show (1937)
Thrills and Chills (1938)
The Catered Affair (1956)
The Others (2001)

THE AGE OF THE KNOW-NOTHING TOTS

"...the situation today is fuckin' bloody tragic. We operate in the Age of the Know-Nothing Tots. Kids raised not on literature, or even on films, but on television reruns, are being hired every minute to write and produce films that have the social import and artistic longevity of zweiback."

-- Harlan Ellison

"In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is, as we all know, king. And across the way, in the country of the witless, the half-wit is king."

-- Dr. Richard Mitchell, The Underground Grammarian

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