Monday, December 17, 2007

CERPTS THAT LIVE SO FAR IN THE PAST THAT THE DINOSAURS WERE STILL USING CLEARASIL. That's right ladies and gentlemen. . .I've found something so old that it makes the ark of the covenant look like a post-it note! Here apparently is an authentic list I made to Santa when I was knee-high to a grasshopper. Obviously, the opening line on top is pure me -- but the rest of the list looks like it was dictated by my father. Unless, of course, I really DID want a blonde. . .and a shorter work week. And remember -- be careful what you wish for -- because, as it turns out in my life, the only blonde I got was Cheekies!

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