QUESTION 1: The Russian drinks diet soda.
QUESTION 2: The American owns a spider monkey.
Here's how they all shook out. The order of the houses appears up top there.
owns a camel
drinks diet soda.
THE BLUE HOUSE:
owns a rat
drinks lemonadeWhen broken down this way, the five houses fulfill all 15 statements. Thanks to everyone who played. I hope you had fun and didn't lose your mind TOO much.
Since there was no winner, the prize (of a kiss from me) will not be awarded. Just a news flash, though: the kiss I was gonna give ya was made by Hershey. So get over your bad selves!